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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 043
🕑 Added 2017-11-05 14:00:00 +0000 UTC CRANE: ENTRY 043JOKER: I’m telling you, you’ve got the wrong guy! It’s a frame! A fix! A damn dirty cover-up!
GUARD: You gassed the city from on top of a parade float.
JOKER: Show me the proof! Where’s your evidence, QC? I’m innocent, guvnor!
GUARD: It was on live television.
JOKER: Oh yeah! That was me. I did that. Oooh! Do tell, has Jack Ryder stopped laughing yet?
GUARD: No.
JOKER: Outstanding!
(JOKER bursts out laughing. HARLEY is resisting)
HARLEY: Get yer paws off my man, creeps! Get yer paws off ME! I know my rights! Get yer hands where I can SEE ‘em!
(CRANE, walking by with his face in a clipboard, finally looks up)
CRANE: Oh. Hello, Harley.
HARLEY: (perky) Hi Jonny! (pause) Keep those mitts off me! I got yer badge number! I got ALL YER BADGE NUMBERS. YOU AIN’T HEARD THE LAST O’ THIS -
(Twin doors slam shut behind them)
JOKER: Oh, it’s good to be home!
EDWARD: Ah, I see the royal couple has arrived. Pray forgive that I don’t curtsy.
JOKER: Up yours, Riddle boy! HAHAHAHAHA!
HARLEY: Hi Eddie!
GUARD: SHUT UP DOWN THERE!
(Larger door slams shut)
