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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 042
🕑 Added 2017-11-04 14:00:01 +0000 UTC CRANE: ENTRY 042LUCENZO: Wake up, Dottore.
CRANE: Mmm.
LUCENZO: It is time.
CRANE: Hngh… time for what.
LUCENZO: Time to operate.
CRANE: (sigh) … Fine.
(Bolton is already prepared. Out cold. Jon washes his hands, has a mask put on)
CRANE: Extraction of the Amygdala, Dr. Jonathan Crane present. Assisted by Dr. Lucenzo Valentino. Patient is Lyle Bolton. Surgery beginning at <TIME>. Tightening Mayfield clamp. Beginning on left side. Performing Temporal Keyhole Craniotomy.
(wet drilling)
CRANE: Well, whaddya know… you do have a brain after all. Preparing Endoscope, and… there we are. Navigating under the temporal lobe… I… will you put that god damn switch down? What am I going to do when I’m working on a man’s brain?
LUCENZO: You are full of tricks, Dottore.
CRANE: Not when I’m working. I didn’t become a Doctor with tricks. Now put it down.
(puts down switch)
CRANE: Thank you. Push the damn thing, I’d wind up severing an optic nerve, then we got a half blind Bolton bitchin’ til my dyin’ day. Coulda just used Propranolol. *sigh* There you are. Cut. Cauterize. Extracting Amygdala. And… done. Left amygdala removed.
(alarm goes off)
LUCENZO: More guests have come to play.
CRANE: Goody.
LUCENZO: (using a walkie talkie) Galatea, mi amore. Another fool has come, bring them to me. You. Back to work. Other side.
CRANE: Both sides in one session? He needs time to heal up.
LUCENZO: We have no time! (strikes CRANE) Now finish it.
CRANE: (laughs)
LUCENZO: You find this amusing?
CRANE: This? No. I was just thinking how much I’m gonna enjoy guttin’ you like the pig you are.
LUCENZO: Mmhmmhmm… but not today, Dottore. Work.
(wet drilling, then a distant caw)
CRANE: (chuckle) I’ll be damned.
LUCENZO: Que?
CRANE: The Hessian rides tonight. (short laugh) Performing Temporal Keyhole Craniotomy on right side.
