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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 009
🕑 Added 2017-10-28 16:00:03 +0000 UTC CRANE: ENTRY 009(beeping of a phone number being dialed; ringing; picks up)
LIBRARIAN: Gotham City Public Library.
CRANE: Well hello there. I was wondering if I could inquire as to the whereabouts of a few titles in your possession.
LIBRARIAN: I’m sorry sir, but there was a fire here today and we’re about to close.
CRANE: It won’t take a moment, I assure you.
LIBRARIAN: Okay, uh… what are you looking for?
CRANE: The Wind in the Willows, Alice Through the Looking Glass, and the Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
LIBRARIAN: Alright. One moment. All three of those are currently borrowed, sir.
CRANE: If I may ask, to whom?
LIBRARIAN: We’re not allowed to divulge that, sir.
CRANE: I promise I won’t tell a soul.
LIBRARIAN: To a… Dr. Jonathan Crane.
CRANE: Really? Does this Dr. Crane have an address?
LIBRARIAN: Sir really, I can’t –
CRANE: It would be our secret.
LIBRARIAN: (sighs) 237 Hemming Street.
CRANE: Thank you, my dear. You have been most helpful. (hangs up the phone) I have never lived at that address. I think it’s time to – meet Dr. Crane.
