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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0130
🕑 Added 2017-10-26 22:00:01 +0000 UTC TRS - Casefile #0130EDWARD: Dear listeners, it is time for a small clearing house, I think. Occasionally, I receive several questions that touch upon similar themes. In the interests of efficiency, let’s expedite the process, shall we? Rather than have me lecture you, I shall endeavour to keep my answers to the point. Are we ready? The theme for today is, regrettably, my choice of attire.
Thecapt551 asked: if you’re a criminal, why dress well?
Why indeed? Why bother dressing at all? Why bother making a name for yourself, a presence, an image, a personality, when you could slum it in a dusty trenchcoat and trilby? Should I resign myself to being described as “you know, that guy…”, as unremarkable as the rest of the peanut gallery? I am the Riddler. Criminals may well dress as they please, I shall dress as myself. Next.
Sweet-apple-analysis and anonymous asked: Greetings, Riddler. You’ve worn several costumes and outfits over the years. Which was your favourite? And, what is your current?
I feel this answer should be in a lifestyle column. They want to know whose shirt you wear, Riddler. Well, I still favour my domino mask – you simply cannot beat a classic; I tend to prefer a three piece suit these days. One must move with the times, after all – but that does not mean that class must necessarily go out of style. Next.
Anonymous asked: Why green and purple?
Those are my colours; I find them striking and they suit me well enough. The purple denotes a person of importance – it has an ecclesiastical lilt, if you like, they I prefer to think of it as a noble or royal shade. As for the green, I find it stimulates critical thought. Though if those around me are any indication, it only works for those who wear it. Next.
Thevelma16 asked: Why do you wear a tight green jumpsuit, sometimes? Isn’t that uncomfortable when you have to run away or escape?
Quite the contrary. You will find that a suit built in an aerodynamic fashion serves one well against a foe who dresses in fifty pounds of black rubber. These are details that must be considered; any edge over an opponent is a worthwhile one, even if one must offend the tenets of high fashion. Next.
Anonymous asked: Why are you trousers so tight???
What an impertinent question; my trousers are none of your concern. Do take the time to proofread your question first; I fear you overuse those question marks and must be put on a ration. Next.
Anonymous asked: What was with the first Riddler “costume”? With the skin-tight green spandex covered in question marks and the purple mask. Why is everything green and purple with you? It feels that you’re just taking Joker’s style of clothing. What’s next? Dying your hair green and wearing red lipstick? Please don’t. I suggest trying something that doesn’t make you look like a fool. Numerous villains (and heroes) are already doing that. Thank you for your time. Not that you care.
I can assure you that any resemblance between the Joker and myself is purely coincidental. I know that it is not a comparison he favours at all, and I must say that neither do I. His reckless, chaotic style is abhorrent to me, and he finds me an insufferable bore. And more besides, surely one can see past mere colours to recognise the rogue underneath? As for my first costume – what can I say? We all must begin at the beginning. I flatter myself in thinking that my personal style has evolved well over the years, but more fool me, I suppose. As for the dismissive nature of your little epilogue – surely you realise that my time is precious to me? I cared enough to answer your missive. Be content with that.
