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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0106
🕑 Added 2017-10-24 19:00:02 +0000 UTC TRS - Casefile #0106EDWARD Good evening everyone - a very happy 2014 to you all. While some were drowning their sorrors in a bottle of whiskey over the holidays, I was drowning my 'flu in a bottle of NyQuil. I now feel slightly human, so I figured I'd answer a question. (clears throat) Anonymous asks: Which is more dangerous, if you're willing to divulge of course, an enraged Riddler, or a bored Riddler?
Hm. Well, if I'm to choose between the two, I suppose an enraged Riddler would be more dangerous. But only in a short term, 'may take a few raps from my cane' way. A bored Riddler lays on a couch and counts how many points of stucco he has on the ceiling; or if he's doing a stint in Arkham, he counts how many steps it take for the guard to get from his cell to the security gate. Things like that come in handy when there's a riot, and potential for escape. Oh, and I'm also crazy good at Tetris. Though if we're going off-list, and there was a particular Riddler to be wary of, I suppose it would be a double-crossed Riddler. People who do so quickly learn that they REALLY don't want my undivided attention. So don't tease the octopus, kids! (laughs) I'm going back to bed.
