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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0088
🕑 Added 2017-10-22 18:00:00 +0000 UTC TRS - Casefile #0088EDWARD: Theload asks: If you could murder Jonathan Crane, would you? If so, how? Personally, I'd just strangle him. And, anonymous asks: Do you think Jonathan Crane would be able to survive one of your death traps?
(laughs) Really, internet? What makes you think I'm just going to come out and admit the method I'd use to knock off a prominent criminal? That kind of information is top-shelf! And unless one of you has missile launch codes I'm not aware of, I'm afraid I'll have to keep the specifics to myself. That being said, I see no harm in admitting that I do have a plan to eliminate Crane... and Two-Face, the Mad Hatter, the Joker, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Killer Croc, Mr. Freeze, Gorilla Grod, Mirror Master, Captain Cold, Mr. Zsasz, that annoying little robot that follows Booster Gold around... you get the idea. Just as I don't doubt that most of these people have a plan for eliminating ME. I've planned traps for every single one of them - because, contrary to popular opinion, being occasionally insane doesn't equal being stupid. In this game, it's important to have a contingency plan. Do I believe Crane could escape the trap I set for him? Possibly. There's usually a way out if you're willing to think creatively enough, but would he able to do that? Crane's effective, in his way, but his plans tend not to be, oh, original, shall we say?
