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#132 Murder in Christmas River - Ep 1 - Drunk Daniel
🕑 Added 2022-11-16 18:59:41 +0000 UTCWell, Conor and Mike are back in Cozyville where they tick off the cozy cliches:
- Sentient dog
- Drunk, unpleasant, misanthropic grandfather
- Horrible tourists
- Money-grubbing shop owners
- Platinum blonde pie shop workers who "date" every man in town
- Handsome, divorced podiatrists who work for free
- Horny young men who spill coffee on their horny selves
- German doctors who prescribe Melba toast to their patients
You know, the same old routine.
Bonus: Mike does NOT do well at Real or Fanfic.
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Comments
Mike Truman
Really enjoyed the tangent the dark web went on. :)
Chaos Shadow
Had the same visceral disgust that Mike did during Fanfic or Real. Those first two Real excerpts are so loaded with dumb descriptions that sound like podcast inside jokes, especially when the rest of the prose sounds so dry. And yet.
