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My Immortal - Episode 1

🕑 Added 2020-06-26 18:01:31 +0000 UTC

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Andrea Egg

I read crappy books for fun (One Night in the House of Creepy Santas!) and I am finding My Immortal more of a slog than Shadow Moon. I guess we all read crappy books for fun here ...

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Thru Chapter 35!

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

ZERO!

Rick Drake

What are the odds this is the first book you abandon?

Brett James

This “book” is so freaking funny.

Emily Brown

Do we finish the book?

Chariti Messer

This book answers the question, “Did Tommy Wiseau and Ernest Cline have a daughter together who then became an ‘author’?”

B-wick

Please more Cockney accents, please! Had me in stitches.

Amanda Martyn

My son loves this movie and we have the DVD, where they go through images from the original (much shorter) Burton story/"poem" it was based on. I feel your disclaimer, though. The only Burton project I myself fangirl out for is Pee-Wee's big Adventure.

Crystal

The fanfic readings had me laughing until I was crying! I can't wait for the next round.

Urstoff

AFI must feel really left out for not being name checked with the other bands

Augusta Vae

Yeah, reading this makes me feel gross inside. 😦

Jesse Shade

Also, minor correction: While Henry Selick was the director of NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Tim Burton was heavily involved as the creator of the story and characters and the movie's producer; I guess he was too busy with the BATMAN sequel to oversee the long and arduous animation process. Same with CORPSE BRIDE, where he was actually credited as co-director that time. And for his latest stop motion flick FRANKENWEENIE, he was finally credited as the sole director. (I must emphasize that I'm not trying to fanboyishly defend Tim Burton, especially after his last decade-plus of live action movies.)

SabreMau

"Hajimemashite" is the correct spelling of a Japanese greeting, but doesn't work in this context. It's one that you would only use when you're meeting someone for the first time. The root of the expression literally means "first time; beginning". It'd be like if Mike walked into the Rifftrax office and Conor was standing there. "Nice to meet you gurl." he said happily (he spex English so do i. dat menz 'はじめまして’ in english).

Mike Nusbaum

I think I chose the wrong one to try to read before an episode. I've been with 372 since day one. I read Ready Player One and the Tek War Book back when I was dumber. I've tried to read My Immortal but it's just horrible. I think I'll just continue listening and wait for the next "book" that's written by a normal human so I can follow along without cringing, whinging and feeling so much hate inside my soul for another human writing something so terrible. God it's awful and I can't take it after 20 pages.

Anna Zaigraeva

My first actual literal LOLs in this entire series.

Nick Donald

"Stop it now, you horny simpletons," said the robot pimp disdainfully.

Emily Brown

"Grandpa in Hard Day's Night"!! That's what I was searching for to describe Conor's British accent.

Mike Truman

That was the funniest fanfic or real to date.

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Wow, incredible. This was the first one we ever discovered: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtlS4hU8Tc -CL

Jesse Shade

You guys bringing up Sexman was a real "Chazz Palminteri dropping the coffee cup" moment for me. You're totally right, if Sexman can be genuine, the possibility of this story being genuine is very much in play now, even though that upcoming Marty McFly cameo reeks of potential trollery. And I'm so glad that I wasn't the only one who noticed the copy-and-pasted parts of the story, because I was scared for a moment that I was rereading the same passage over again and that I was in the midst of heat stroke. Great start on the story, guys; I told my buddy from college who introduced me to this "book" that you guys were reading this, and he sends his condolences.