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Episode 58 - China Worm Sunflower
🕑 Added 2019-10-18 18:07:28 +0000 UTCThree hypnotizing attempts, two destroyed castles, and countless walnuts later, Lair of The White Worm comes to an end. Break out the medium-grade china and cream-jug, because this is one episode you won't want to miss.
The 372 Pages Improv Players will attempt to fill the void when the Dark Web comes up empty, and we'll examine how the book is actually exciting, you just need the right music to play. And does Conor have a new Ogden in his life? Plus, what the hell are the amplified dimensions of a potential breakfast?
Just try to keep all laughter quieter than your average slum beating as Mike & Conor wrap up Bram Stoker's Bad Book, and keep an eye on the Patreon page for our review of the movie and a mailbag.
Comments
Jacob Grudzina
One would need scientific notation to describe the ratio of inexplicable sentences to anything resembling a story in this last section. Wow. Just... wow.
Moviegique
But it was MESMER'S wire. And Mesmer, as we all know, was primarily feted for his work enhancing the tensile strength of assorted filaments.
Cheeso Media
I'm 5 minutes into the Lair of the White Worm film and I'm incredibly confused and intrigued. Also Peter Capaldi and Hugh Grant look like absolute children.
Jennifer Tomich
Clearly you’ve never seen the Redletter Media “Best of the Worst” episode with exploding critters: https://youtu.be/ZmRs1QjHU-k (nothing graphic is shown, but content warning for gopher violence discussion)
Brocktoon
Is blowing up critter-tunnels a common way of exterminating pests that everyone knows about except me? https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/dk7re7/hes_just_exterminating_some_poor_ants/
Jeremy Rieske
I know it’s absurd but I love nonsense purple prose of early 20th century stories, but it alone isn’t enough. It went from “I’m kinda liking this” to “wow Brams got some issues” to “wait, what? C’mon.” All in all though I think it’s a good-bad book. I love it, but dammit boy it’s a terrible book.
Christian
I know it’s ‘dramatic music’ but all I could hear was the GLOP podcast theme.
Peter L
rge all the way to Diana’s Grove. More likely would have melted back up at the turret!
Peter L
If the kite wire was really “thinner than a human hair” (was it the same wire??), I think it would not have had the capacity to carry the cha
SabreMau
So, once the lightning struck the kite and presumably destroyed it at the same time the rest of Castra Regis was blown to rubbish, does that mean the Birdemic subsequently resumed?
Maggie L
The dramatic music segment was amazing.
Mike Truman
I would be remiss if I didn't compliment this week's sketches. Both were very funny. I didn't initially realize Mike was arguing with himself in the up to date manservant sketch. :)
John G
Well, it’s catchy!
Chris Swindell
And now, to celebrate the end of this long, dark season, we shall sing the song of our people! https://youtu.be/C8n6z-WRCd0
372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
Chekov's Kelvin Sounding Device?!?!?! (Same question about the temperature scale)
Kerry S.
Hast thou seen the White Worm?? From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. Khaaaaaaannnn!!!!!!!! (Spock.... Spock!... SPOOOOOCK!!!!)
Amanda Martyn
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Normal enough podcast. Downloaded for a specific episode I wanted to listen to. No complaints.
Jennifer Tomich
The Wikipedia article on this book has a link to the unabridged ebook including the original illustrations. So I have intentionally read this book twice now. When Arabella flees with the kite wheel, it somehow has the Kelvin sounding device attached, which I thought was in the well basement. Also, when did the sofa get put beside the well? Also, how many interior/exterior well chambers are there, exactly?? Also, is this the same Kelvin who created the temperature scale AND the sounding device?
Theodore Lehman
Mike. Mike. That Book of Mormon crack. Yer bustin' my chops, Mike. Bustin'. My. Chops.
Theodore Lehman
Lair of the Loose Ends?
Mike Truman
I think we need an additional show just to go over all the loose ends. For example, Mesmer's Chest. What was the point of that?!
Theodore Lehman
I think our boy(?) History Lover might be an astroturf reviewer.
