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Yoshi after Taxes
🕑 Added 2025-08-31 15:03:15 +0000 UTCYoshi! He is cute, he is handsome, he does his taxes, and we love him for it! Look at him! The perfect example of a responsible citizen. Double the taxes, triple the taxes!
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass.
Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax!
Thanks to [Anon] for the commission after the Kirby. Seems like we have some Nintendo™ fans here!
Thanks for your apparently undying and eternal support!
This artwork constitutes fan art depicting Yoshi, a character for which all intellectual property rights, including but not limited to copyright and trademark, are exclusively owned by Nintendo Co., Ltd. I hereby disclaim any and all claims of ownership, creation, or any other proprietary interest in the character Yoshi or the associated intellectual property. This work is presented without intent to infringe upon Nintendo Co., Ltd.'s rights. This production is not endorsed by, directly affiliated with, authorized, or sponsored by Nintendo Co., Ltd. I explicitly acknowledge that I did not create the character Yoshi and possess no proprietary rights, titles, or interests in Yoshi or any related intellectual property. This artwork is provided for non-commercial, transformative, and artistic purposes only, without any claim of original authorship or ownership of the underlying character.
