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The Perfect Wedding Gift
🕑 Added 2022-11-23 14:59:01 +0000 UTCThis story is mainly for the pictures, so it’s really rushed, just a short background for this magnificent situation. It’s actually more of a concept than a story, but I’m still going to use the “veryShortStories” tag on this one.
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You woke up hearing girls chattering, and then your Ex‘s huge smiling face popped up out of nowhere.
You were shrunken, inside a box, the last thing you remember is being on a date in a bar.
“Oh my god!!! You got me Zeke?!” She shrieked in joy.
“Yep, we got you your mythological ex”, one of her bridesmaids explained.
“That’s a gift from all of us”, another bridesmaid said.
She picked you up and got a closer look at you, you started shaking in fear as you saw the lust in her eyes, “oh my god, so I’ll finally be able to get rid of you, both from my heart and from existence“
“Wh..what do you mean? Lee, let’s talk for a second, I don’t know what’s going on”
She and all the bridesmaids started laughing, she placed you on a sofa and started wearing her heels.
“You are going to die for me today”, she explained with a smile, all calmed, “crushing an ex during a wedding ceremony is a blessing for the couple and it means they won’t get a divorce”
You opened your eyes in fear, “no.. oh my god”, you fell to your knees and started begging, “Lee, oh my god no, please don’t do this, don’t kill me this is insane”
She started laughing, “but you are my only ex, sorry Zeke, it’s happening, just try to be happy for me ok?”, she casually apologised like she is sorry for bumping you in the street.
“Girls, I think you can put him in the aluminium foil already, the ceremony is about to begin.
And girls - I love you so much, can’t believe you did this for me, you are the best”
A bridesmaid picked you up, “Zeke, our date yesterday was fun, if I wasn’t planning on kidnapping you as a gift for Lee, I would give you a second date”, she said and shoved you inside an aluminium foil, scrambling it around you.
“Ohhh I can’t wait!!!” Lee shrieked in joy, you were terrified by the situation, everything happened so fast…
“You must crush him with force! Every bone in his body must break! SMASH HIM!” A bridesmaid told Lee in passion, your whole body was shaking in fear.
It’s been perhaps an hour, you heard Lee reading her vows, you tried to somehow escape during all this time.
“You may kiss the bride”, you heard the priest say and everyone cheered.
*CRACK*
Out of nowhere, you were crushed completely, everyone cheered again and threw flowers over the happy couple, Lee twisted her foot with a sharp angle, ripping you apart completely, blood was splattering everywhere including on her dress, some of the guests exclaimed and gasped in confusion as they didn’t understand what’s happening.
“Just red color guys, calm down”, a bridesmaid stood up and told everyone, “it’s a private joke”, she explained and Lee giggled, then went to the dancing floor with her new husband.
They got divorced 2 years later 🤷🏻♂️
And after a long fight in court, she won everything, including his freedom.
