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Soothems!
🕑 Added 2021-09-03 22:42:14 +0000 UTCIs your human being noisier than you'd like?
Are you tired of picking up lost pacifiers on the floor constantly?
Does your human seem nervous, restless and fidgety, or tends to nibble on furniture?
In that case, we have what you need!
With the new and improved Soothems pacifiers with integrated holding-system, your human will be able to enjoy the soothing quality of their dummy for as long as they need it, without fear of dropping!
The simple yet effective design allows for easy application, while ensuring that curious human hands have no chance of accidentally removing their favourite pacifier during play- or naptime!
No more tantrums, no more teething, no more noise!
Also consider buying the premium version, with built-in Suckle-Trainer-Technology! One push on the front of the shield, and the integrated vibration unit will do the rest!
Even if your human doesn't quite yet understand the calming effect of their pacifier, usually the case in the first months after adoption, the soft vibrations of the perfectly sized bulb will soon have them convinced and calmed down, guaranteed, until they get the hang of soothing themselves, eventually! (Bibs available separately!)
All human experts agree that 100% of humans are noticeably less cranky when equipped with Soothems Pacifiers, and enjoy the relaxing properties no matter the circumstances!
Don't make them wait, make them speechless!
Soothe 'em, with Soothems!
