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Chapter 0001: Life Always Forces Tough Choices
🕑 Added 2024-09-11 18:35:19 +0000 UTCDamian, an otaku from earth, has transmigrated into the world of Naruto and awakened the legendary cheat system. This system is extremely violent, with functions that can only be described as perfect. As long as he completes the option tasks, he can directly obtain cultivation, abilities, ninjutsu, and even extremely powerful items from other dimensions.
However, he isn't happy at all. In fact, he feels like ending it all together with this cursed system.
"You pervert! You wore my panties again!" a certain older sister roared angrily.
"Take it, these are the panties I just changed out of this morning," a certain senior said with a blank expression.
"Damian, it's time to collect the clothes, so take off your pants," a certain housewife next door said, her eyes glowing.
"If you dare grope me again, I'll break your third leg," a certain beautiful master coldly said, shaking her fist.
"I swear I'm not a pervert! I'm being forced into this! You have to believe me!" Damian tearfully looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
Chapter 0001: Life Always Forces Tough Choices
[Host, choose one of the following options:]
[-> announce that your goal is to make your sister bear your child.]
[-> announce that your goal is to make all middle-aged women in this world knees before your mighty penis.]
[->announce that your goal is to strip the teacher’s pants in front of the entire class.]
The voice that echoed in my mind felt like a bolt of lightning striking him. Any one of these choices would send me plunging into a deep, dark abyss of despair.
How did things turn out this way?
After finally transmigrating into a world I liked, after finally finding people I wanted to protect, after finally awakening this cheat system... why did it have to come to this?
"Hiroto-kun…"
The Chunin teacher on the podium, unaware that her student was struggling with some bizarre dilemma, frowned and said, "It’s just an introduction about your future goals. Why are you taking so long to think?"
Hearing the slightly displeased voice, I finally came to my senses, a hint of helplessness flashing in my eyes.
This is related to my future direction; how could I not think carefully? Uh, maybe it’s not quite right to say that. It feels like, no matter which option I choose, my future will inevitably be related to the words “pervert.”
Damn it!
Why did I end up with such a bizarre system?
I want a refund!
My heart was howling as I tried to silently negotiate with the system.
Um, can I not choose any of them?
Ding!
[Detected host’s negative intentions]
[Chakra sealing will begin in ten seconds: ten, nine, eight, seven...]
Chakra sealing?!
I was taken aback.
No, no, no, I’ll choose!
In this dangerous world, in this malicious era, if my chakra was sealed, I might as well commit suicide to end it all.
Ding!
[Seeing the host retract his negative thoughts, the countdown will terminate temporarily.]
Hearing the countdown disappear, I finally breathed a sigh of relief. Even though I was unwilling, I had no choice but to brace myself and say, “Ahem, my goal… is to make my sister pregnant with my child.”
Silence enveloped the entire class.
All the classmates, including the middle-aged ninja teacher on stage, stared blankly at the me, mouths agape as if they could fit an egg inside.
Shocking… what I mentioned was just too shocking!
Even though children in this world mature relatively early, they cannot withstand such a shock! To make your sister pregnant with your child? Well, even if everyone knows they are not biological siblings, this is still too shocking!
Simply perverted!
As for the sister I mentioned, the red-eyed loli sitting in the corner turned from white as jade to bright red, then to deep purple, and finally to iron gray in anger.
One can imagine the immense shock she felt inside.
Watching everyone’s expressions, I felt a bitter taste in my heart. But with things having developed to this point, it was impossible to back out.
“Um, Hiroto-kun…”
The Chunin instructor's lips twitched as she spoke in a calm tone, “I can't say much about what your goal is… but, um, considering your age, don’t you think it’s a bit inappropriate?”
“Hmm, is there a problem with my goal?” I feigned ignorance, looking at the crowd as if I didn’t know how outrageous his statement was.
“I remember a book that said if you like someone, you should make her pregnant with your child.”
Was he corrupted by those terrible books that he had mentioned?
Hearing this, the Chunin instructor believed ne and finally relaxed. “Hiroto-kun, as a future warrior of the battlefield, it’s best to avoid such extracurricular readings.”
“Oh, I understand, teacher.” I nodded and sat back down.
Fortunately, I was only seven years old. To the adults, this perverted ideal might just seem like childish nonsense and not be taken seriously.
However…
Glancing at my sister’s furious expression, I knew this was the real problem! If I didn’t give her a satisfactory explanation, my life would be hell!
Why did I get stuck with such a system?
I want a refund!
I want to return it!
I was angry, very angry but at this moment, a notification rang and the blue-screen popped up:
Ding!
[Congratulations, host, for completing the initial mission.]
[You have gained the following rewards: Basic Hokage-style Taijutsu and Chakra Training Progression.]
Ding!
[Your chakra training progress has increased by ten days.]
W-what the fuck?
I closed my eyes and sensed for a moment, only to find a stream of unclear information filling my mind: Hokage-style Taijutsu: Hokage-style Fist, Hokage-style Whirlwind... He had mastered all the Hokage-style Taijutsu technique in matter of seconds.
I hadn’t even practised, nor done a single move, yet I felt as if I could execute them perfectly if given an opportunity.
Not only that, but his previously weak chakra had also increased significantly.
Okay, this system is not so bad after all…
