podunion
patreon
The 10th Anniversary of Run Minerva Run!
🕑 Added 2018-05-17 20:57:54 +0000 UTC
Hey, all! Dudes, and dudettes! We know you've been diggin' down on those personal countryside master-debaters coming up in your paid feed, but we also have a working prototype now of the sequel to a certain game you may or may not have forgotten about, literally 10 years from the past! Have a throwback and check it out on NewGrounds!
Now, how was it? Unbeatable, unattainable, aggravating??! More words?!! Yeaaaah, well, that's not the subject of this post! This is a completely different game we speak of! But basically, it's a spiritual, yet, still direct successor to that game that was put on NewGrounds. It's a new experience that we're pretty sure you've probably not thought much of, and playable with one hand! The concept is that you can't get hurt, there are no lives, and you have the option of jumping over "enemies" to avoid getting splatooned down *wink*. Depending on how much *slime* you manage to accrue, you may get different endings or alternate level routes. Avoid, or don't, across a few landscapes, wrapped up in a short game. This is all a crazy idea that came to mind after recently seeing Minerva's two cartoons again, and not being the biggest fans of her "character," *AHEMpersonalityCOUGHCOUGH*
CHECK THE DEMO OF RMR2 OUT HERE!!!
If tapping the link doesn't work, right-click, copy the link or address and add HTTP:// to the search URL.
We wouldn't exactly call this a "dangerously deviant platformer," because Minerva's so promiscuous that she probably doesn't get what the whole danger biz is all about. We feel it's only fair for the folks who like feet, AKA, the podophiliacs, to get in on this action first, since Minerva has feet, and someone must like her since she got one vote on our poll. We hope you're on board, and stay footified! Ooh, that was bad...
:::EDIT::: Patreon's been getting on after everyone. We're sorry to those that would have liked me to be less cringey in describing the platformer. Have a good day, now.
