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Starslop™ Review | Todd Edition™

🕑 Added 2023-10-27 13:52:15 +0000 UTC

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Dead Meme

Also take my fucking money its a dollar I don't care

Dead Meme

Battle brothers or wartales would be a good vid

How does todd keep getting away with this?

Rafford

! This user is suspected to be selling Skyrim to people every year. For more information contact the NSA

Hooy Hooy

unfortunately i've developed a stockholm syndrom adjacent feelings for Todd, and will continue to buy Bethesda games

Hooy Hooy

when will you actually take my money sseth though

Kelephant

Fell for the classic blunder of believing the lies of Todd Howard.

Wonderland

take my money damn it

BG3 next? It would probably your time relevant review

Jesse Fanta

Holy shit, just take the money and stop living in poverty.

Leonardo DaWagner

For some reason this video is age restricted and youtube won't let me watch it. I didn't realize this game was tougher on the age filters than breeders of the nephelym.

Kenaj

nice

skinschizo

thank you sneed howard

Thanks Daddy for the content. The line about broken homes hits hard.

I am pretty sure he just gets auto age restricted at this point.

Paladin

Can you make video explaining why BG3 is bad because of its lack of Todd Howard?

EnigmaticOne

Thanks for the review. Much enjoyed.

tejan

Age restricted already... Really makes you think...

bingus bonad

Dude how dare you not take my money

Kavve

please charge me daddy

Ist ein Idiot der aus dem Müll kroch

It has been almost a month since I was last allowed sunlight, food and water. My eyes have glued themselves shut, due to the noxious gases released by my fermenting excrement. To survive I have been drinking my own Piss and consuming the various critters attracted by the foul matter. I stare at the singular source of light in the damp dungeon I am confined in, a small monitor that has a 5 year old lightly damaged raspberry pi attached to it with a shit slick Logitech wireless keyboard from the 2000s. On it lays displayed the Patreon page of Sethtzeentach. My Semitic masters not only own the land my family needs to survive, but also me, as a fief awarded to them for the financial services rendered upon the local Baron. They have damned me to act as a sort of alarm to any new and exiting happenstances regarding previously mentioned Creator. Today, finally, my time has come to fulfill my duties and tell of the most fortunate news that his most gracious eminence from up high, the most honorable Sethtzeentach has blessed my wretched eyes with a new Videofilm. I will later be allowed 15 generous minutes outside, to wallow in the mud with the pigs and share in the abundance of rotten kitchen scraps provided to them. Hurray, Eurika, blessed be this day.

Klendt

Oh hey, quasimorph cameo. I knew it'd only be a matter of time after I learned that organ harvesting and cannibalism were central game mechanics.

Nemo Revera

Great Work Sseth. Hoping to see that Quasimorph review, but I would recommend to wait for it to get into a finished as the devs are guided by Slavic hallucinations and will make it even better.

Loner

Just take our money, damn you

Dawid Krzeminski

You better charge me that 1 british lira or im gonna shit someone pants.

Zelmor

Audio sounds fuckey.

Dafini

I think you finally got me to cross the boarder and actually buy the game Sseth. I had NO idea what it was about at all until you came along with this Gem. Keep safe, keep awesome, and let me know if you find my 3 toes I left over there. They aren't mine