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Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom Review | China Will Grow Larger™

🕑 Added 2019-03-31 14:06:01 +0000 UTC

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JEPZ

very cool

BirthdayDaddy

Yea you right. I also have a extra copy on my steam if you want it.

Have you tried the fantasy counterpart of endless space called endless legend? Pretty good. would recommend it

SsethTzeentach

Don't worry fam - there's a depressed slav inside every happy slav - struggling to get out. I'll certainly then give the script a shot - if I can write something good for it, be assured it'll be made. All the best of luck to you as well my man!

SsethTzeentach

Also genocide isn't an exact requirement for the games covered - it's just a happy coincidence that some of the best games out there somehow always have genocide as a happy little coincidence. Thanks for the suggestion!

SsethTzeentach

I've certainly got it on my list to cover for later. I played its close cousin: endless space 2 and enjoyed it grealy. So i'll definitely give it a shot.

BirthdayDaddy

How about Stellaris? I mean you can genocide other species so it should be a perfect game for a group of degenerates like us.

Paskudne

Ohhh myyyyyy, it will be great! Glad to "hear" that you doing well and it's just depressed slav inside me interpreted everything like that Mandalore is great, but it's a different. He is lacking some hot Sseth juice, if you now what i mean Anyway, everything from you was great by this point and there is no signs of trouble, so just wish you good luck and gladly send you shekels. Have a good one

SsethTzeentach

even if its not reviewed - its a good distraction from the titanic backlog of requests we've currently got

SsethTzeentach

oh fam - thanks for recommending AVP - i've never properly played that one, but the Alien games are pretty interesting and don't worry about me! miscommunication - I'm doing pretty alright right now, I just don't want to upset karma by saying i'm doing well I might cover Arx Fatalis as well at some point - but I think Mandalore covered it better than I possibly could honestly

SsethTzeentach

VTMB is probably next after the shilling videos - i've unfortunately taken two contracts for a joke at the end of March and April, so I'm trying to fulfill them (as poorly as possible) before moving on to something entertaining if not next, then probably soon anyway The shekels nourish me though - thank you! Be safe out there

SsethTzeentach

CK2 will definitely get a video - i think the mechanics are only hard in the beginning, after that it's quite straightforward I've got some mad scripts in mind for that one, depending on whether or not the AI does what I want

aramadan

Hey Sseth, do you have Vtm Bloodlines on your next to do list? oh, and here's a shekel for you my friend, have a good one

Eternal Dolphin

fuck all you incels, great conetn but sry the vodka was only 3 money per liter, that is suprinsingly ccheap, lov your stuff keep it going, best love your nigga *confirmed big boi* by the big boi accosioation

[Insert enthusiasm here]

(Suppressing the biggest Shit-eating grin I could possibly have)

Mushy

Also, a very respectable torrent list.

Mushy

I would like to see you take a shot Crusader Kings 2, It's got good story potential, But I defiantly see it being a hard game to make an entertaining video for.

Paskudne

Sseth-pai noticed me! Hmm, it's maybe just culture difference but in russian answering "i'm surviving" means that everything is barely ok... I hope it's just me and you doing well! We all signed away our lives for one thing or another, i guess it's fine. Also, devs that dont take themselves to serious is best devs. Also about suggestions, there is and old game called aliens vs predator 2 from 2001- it's pure gold, dunno about meme-potential, but i didnt it would be interesting to see some quality review of that. And since you showed a glimpse of memery from "generals" it will be interesting too. Anyway, thanks for your work and time! Sincerely yours, another addict upd. ohhh, how can i forgot about "big tiddy snekk gf and dungeons"-simulator, also known as Arx Fatalis, this game will fit your channel well

s b

Drunk finnish teenagers behind the wheel are far more brutal and deadly than skin bandits. Might be review-worthy but I just think you might enjoy the game regardless.

SsethTzeentach

I'm surviving my man. April should be a month of free videos since I've signed away my life for the next two videos - it should be interesting. I've never had a situation where companies are paying me to make fun of their product.

SsethTzeentach

Finland is essentially the equivalent of the Deadlands but the skin bandits there are actual humans that want to rob you and spend your money on Mämmi. Thank you for the suggestion! I'll try play it sometime.

SsethTzeentach

That's some very cool stuff. I think I missed this one when I came out, but i'll try check it out when I get the time. Thank you!

Paskudne

Become patron just to ask how are you, fam?

s b

My summer car is a sandbox game that is absurdly up your alley, think first person kenshi but in a world far scarier... Finland. You play as an absolute legend in a race against time to build your car from scratch before running out of sausages, beer, and camel cigarettes. 10/10 Drunk driving and public urination simulator.

[Insert enthusiasm here]

you should try out Lobotomy Corporation. it's basically if the scp foundation was created by the Koch Brothers, and it turns the "losing is fun" mechanic up to 11.

SsethTzeentach

That's motivating enough to keep me going. Be safe out there.

SsethTzeentach

Dear Travis, Good to hear! The Might and Magic franchise had a lot of interesting mechanics and soul, so i'm glad it got you to try it out! Oh and coincidentally i only tried the original total annihilation about a year ago - will definitely see what I can do with it. When I was younger I played the fantasy spin-off instead: Total Annihilation Kingdoms.

Lowbobkee

Welp, great content. Keeps me away from killing myself, as always.

Santalilcamper

Great vid Sseth I’m loving your work I’ve watched all of your vids at least 3 times and you even got me interested in Might and Magic which were games I never really played as a kid because I was a brainlet, have you ever thought of reviewing something like total annihilation? I remember watching my dad play that on our computer when I was a kid and I felt it was something along the lines of something you may be interested in. Keep up your amazing work!

SsethTzeentach

I actually never got a chance to play that one - its very niche - just what I like! I'll add it up to the list for later.

SsethTzeentach

Thank you for the kind words - they nourish my cold and debased soul. I'll certainly check that game out - you knew the exact features that draw me in. I'll find the .swf no problem, they actually can run locally off Irfanview as well. Stay safe and יום טוב My fellow Merchant

SsethTzeentach

i've heard tales about that one man's descent into madness I'll check it out some day! thanks brother

beaumosexuality

hey hey Seth. discovered your channel in the last month and it's been like crack. Been drinking down every video from the last three years like warm, creamy mayonnaise, and each one has that perfect sense of apathetic shitpost humor that I so dearly crave. I'd like to slide a game your way that will likely upset you. And your friends. And disappoint your family. Its a game with a really deep and multi layered story, and also has shitting into the throats of underage anthropomorphized animals implemented into it. A real trip. Game is "Paraphore", I'd reccomend playing it through flash projector. You can probably figure it out yourself but just reply to this if you need help getting access to its .swf file. Lehitra'ot, good man.

Calipark

Hey Sseth, just popping in to say I love you. Hot unsolicited review suggestion: Yandere Simulator. Because the dev is creepy as fuck and the game is trash. Anyways hugs and kisses.

Hi, any chance you can review Drakengard 1, i think you might find it interesting.

SsethTzeentach

mwah as long as its within your means fam, just take care of yourself above all

SsethTzeentach

i can add it up to the list my man - ill see if i can make a solid script for it

faeeer

yo sseth how about review of hotline miami?

SsethTzeentach

greatly appreciated fam! here have some more fun tidbits: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih</a> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Xianzhong" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Xianzhong</a> Almost every dynasty defaced and demonized the previous one, so its interesting to see all the different (and dramatized) accounts.

SsethTzeentach

they've got me signed down for two shoutouts - but the 2nd will come much later surprisingly very nice people, them and TorGuard were quite pleasant in my experience

SsethTzeentach

I'll certainly check that out, thanks man! I only really played the shockwave mod for generals, that's pretty good as well

This pleases the merchants guild well done.

steamedhams

Shit in my rice bowl, daddy

Mario Dusk

I use North VPN for all my loli tentacle hentai needs.... but thanks!

Noble Ward

As always, great vid

hstthdhseefr

Express is one of the best VPNs out there -- nice to see you sponsor good shit lol

Killersanders

I love how you just add in a nice historical tidbit near the end of your video, it’s actually really nice to learn a bit about the more depraved part of China’s history other than the high death tolls and dynastic changes. Thank you Sseth, you are one of a kind

Fredrik Foss

is the sponsorship permanent or a one time thing? not complaining btw, you made it very funny.

Madmannermachine

Hey Sseth if you are going to make a C&C Generals video at some point, I would suggest checking out the mod Contra for it. It adds new units and commanders as well as reworking basically every single commander in the game. It also adds perfectly "balanced™" and "fair™" units for every single commander, not going to spoil them here, so look forward to that if you decide to check it out.

Kim

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