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Hellbred - Teaser
🕑 Added 2025-07-15 09:02:13 +0000 UTC“You've probably seen this a thousand times. Some guy dies, gets reincarnated, and somehow—magically—he's fluent in the local language, knows exactly how to bow the right way, and is immediately adopted by some blind old master with willing to fork out centuries of secret Techniques over a cup of tea.
Within a week, they’re cultivating, winning duels, collecting waifus, and unlocking bloodline powers their thousand-year-old master somehow didn't notice. It's the same, tired trope except mine kinda came in the form of a paranoid billionaire with both daddy and mommy issues.
Talk about collecting struggles… Not that I've got any ground to stand on.
Other Reincarnators get a System.
They get loyal Retainers practically on day one.
But most importantly, they get TOTAL. BABES! Big-tittied babes with the fattest asses!
WHERE'S MINE, R.O.B?!
Anyway…
You've seen this play out a thousand times, some orphan gets picked off the street by Batma—yeah, sorry, no. The same bit twice? That's just fucking lazy. I must admit, finding out I was gonna be the first Robin instead of Grayson was as much a surprise as it was a burden, but I made do. Even earned myself a new alias, one that fit me far better than Robin ever did.
It's unfortunate I didn't get to enjoy the Aura I painstakingly farmed.
But that’s Gotham for you. The moment you build something worth a damn, the city gets prickly.
It waits for you to get comfortable,
To think you have finally gotten a handle on the mayhem, before pulling the rug out from under you.
I’d only officially been in the Supe-game for a year when I died, more if you counted the training, but who actually counts the training montage, amirite?“
