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The Wellness Industrial Complex Ft. Mason (OneHandPolitics)

🕑 Added 2025-09-06 03:39:34 +0000 UTC

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terrorist hamster

i met a pee drinker at like 24 while jogging and it still haunts me. i have to clarify: she didn't get me to drink her piss, i just made an excuse and ran away. i never went jogging again.

lil dove

you neglected to mention will Blunderfield constantly refers to penises as "hummus cannons"

Samantha Miller

The pee drinking thing makes me insane because these are often the same people who are obsessed with detoxing their bodies and all those things, and yet they insist on drinking the shit that their own kidneys just filtered out of their bodies for them, just putting it back in their bodies over and over and over again, like at a certain point some kind of survival instinct should kick in to stop you from doing that but apparently if it does they just blow past it.


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