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Neith and the Pygmies - Part 1
🕑 Added 2018-06-19 21:12:07 +0000 UTC An excerpt from Neith’s Journal:On my latest expedition, I came across a previously undocumented tribe of pygmies with a very... let’s say unique culture. From what I gathered, their hands are too large to effectively masturbate with and rely on finding wandering women to provide sexual relief. If you think that sounds stupid, then 1. You’ve clearly never heard many tribal beliefs in the past and 2. Just you wait. There’s more.
Not only do they rely on women for relief, but they also seem to think that females can potentially be full of “bad wugo” which I guess is their equivalent of voodoo, and only the “strongest” dicks can withstand their corrupting evil. As such, they have a ritual in which the most worthy pygmy in their tribe tests the woman before the others can take their turns. I’m not proud to say that I had some firsthand experience with this ritual, but then again, it’s hardly the worst thing I’ve had happen in my travels.
