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Luigi's Mansion WITH LYRICS
🕑 Added 2019-10-30 02:04:39 +0000 UTCOne more spooky Halloween treat for all!
LYRICS:
L:
Umm...hello? Anybody home? I got a letter saying I won this mansion,
but I never entered any mansion contests...
Is there a misunderstanding?
Was this supposed to be for Wario?
A house this big and commanding
Would suit him better more than you'd ever know!
GHOSTS: THIS MANSION IS FOR YOU, YOU NIIIMROD!
L: WAH! WHAT WAS THAT? SOMEBODY SPOKE!
Where are you hiding? Is this some sick joke?
*sigh*
L: Well, even if it is-a mine, I should think this out logically.
Mama mia always said I was the brainier one...
This place is dark, damp and dingy
It's empty, but I'm afraid to relax
And though I hate to be stingy
I doubt I can afford the property tax
GHOSTS: STAY AND WE'LL HELP YOU COMMIT TAAAAAX FRAUD!
Father Ghost: We may be dead
Fatty Ghost: But there's a head
Dancing Ghost: on these shoulders
Baby Ghost: That's learned and well-read!
L: Oh, okie dokie. The mansion is just-a filled with ghosts.
GHOSTS?!?!
L: I'm afraid I'm-a-gonna be goin'
I'm-a not a medium, guys, I'm a large
And I have no way of knowing
How deep this rabbit hole goes, or who's in charge
GHOSTS: YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT IF YOU LEEEEAVE NOW!
Butler: Witness and cower...
Twin 1: Ghosts in the shower...
Twin 2: Wield ice powers...
Buff Ghost: For 'bout 3 to 5 hours!
L: The exit's blocked, guess I'll go up!
Huh? What's that there on the floor? A Vacuum?
Sure hope a way out will show up...
Maybe I'll find something if I clean this room!
GHOSTS: WAIT, LET US GO BACK FIRST! WE'RE ALL STILL HERE SINGIIIAAAAAAUGH
*Vaccuum sucks all the ghosts in*
*the vaccum shoots out a ton of money.*
Luigi: Uh oh.
GHOSTS: NONE OF US WILL HAVE TIME TO GRIEEEVE NOW!
Father: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Butler: Sucked everyone
Grandpa ghost: Even my graaaaandson
Baby: hope that you had fun...
L: O-ho! Tons of money and no ghosts? Maybe I'll-a keep this place after all...
*The mansion vanishes*
L: Doh...
