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When I returned to the scrying tower,
🕑 Added 2019-06-27 02:48:59 +0000 UTCI approached the alchemy set in the corner and began to examine it.
(What? Did I forget to mention that there was an alchemy set in the corner of the scrying tower? Well, there was. It had been there the whole time! Can't think why I never pointed it out before now...)
Alchemy, as far as I understood it, was very similar to cooking. If I could make a stew, then I could most certainly make an alchemical concoction! These vessels looked quite a bit different from any food-preparation apparatus I had ever seen .. but the principles were essentially the same .. weren't they?
I could tell right away that I would need much larger containers to process the lowfolk exploding powder in the quantities I would need for my war effort. Where could I get larger containers? Maybe I could figure out a way to apport them from the Royal Kitchen ...
I would also need to apport the powder here from where I had stowed it in the stone circle outside the Gate.
My musings were suddenly interrupted by Angela Weakflit chirping: "What R U thinking about, Ur Higness??"
"How did you get in here?" I asked.
"I followed U, LOL," she giggled. "I just want 2 say I M Xtreemly grateful 2 U 4 teh transmog. Ill B 4evar N Ur debt & I M ready 2 serve U N any way I can."
"Well, I appreciate that, but I really meant for you to advise my War Marshal and Minister of Disinformation regarding their most effective strategy.."
"& I do meen ANY way," Angela reiterated. "*WONK WONK*"
Then she landed on my shoulder and whispered into my ear things that I won't repeat here; things that would have made even Sheila na Gig blush!
"Th-that would be incest," I stammered. "You're one of my daughters .. or granddaughters by now, maybe."
"Nope," she asserted with a grin. "Im knot related, witch is another reason teh Ominous Orse wouldnt let me join @ 1st. Now Im N & I got a sweet Ixie bod thanks 2 U .. & I want 2 no if its true what I herd about Ur legendary Mojo."
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Eagle-Time was down, so I had to write tonight's episode based solely on my notes, without access to the forum commands. Sorry if anything you had hoped for is missing.
Comments
Simone Spinozzi
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ and i did not go re-check it.
Adler transmogrified himself into Ixie-form and frolicked with Anne of the Ominous Orse .. this is how the swarm are all his daughters.
Walter Reimer
Nasty ixie shenanigans loom upon the horizon.
Simone Spinozzi
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 though i would not mind seeing tha cute bugged fox getting bigger and getting "teh sehks" it kinda feels wrong anyway? Worse if she does not get bigger. 😨😰😨😰😨😰
Simone Spinozzi
😨😱 but but... how?!
