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Bandit and Bandy's First Encounter. (Decided to Post the script for fun. Hope you enjoy it.)
🕑 Added 2023-09-11 12:11:05 +0000 UTCPAGE 1
Panel 1: A dumpster, in a back alley. It’s raining.
Panel 2: A robotic cat girl in a maid outfit, sitting by the dumpster. Her back is to the wall. She’s zoned out. Rain is pouring down on her.
Panel 3: A person approaches her, but we only see their legs.
Panel 4: The robotic cat girl looks up.
PAGE 2
Panel 1: The person who approached her is Bandit with an umbrella.
Panel 2: The robotic cat girl looks at Bandit.
BANDIT: Don’t get the wrong idea…
BANDIT: I hate robots.
Panel 3: Bandit sits next to Bandy.
BANDIT: I’m just here to watch you suffer.
Panel 4: Robotic cat girl(RCG) looking the other way.
RCG: Okay…
PAGE 3
Panel 1: Bandit staring at the robotic cat girl.
BANDIT: So why are you here?
Panel 2: RCG looking the other way.
RCG: My creator threw me away because I’m a defective cat girl maid bot.
BANDIT: That’s a mouthful.
Panel 3: Bandit’ but his face is in shadows.
BANDIT: And you’re just going to let yourself get thrown away…
BANDIT: That’s pretty pathetic.(Music Note.)
Panel 4: RCG annoyed.
RCG: Well, I was bad at what I was meant to do, so I’m garbage.
Panel 5: Bandit annoyed.
BANDIT: Please!
PAGE 4
Panel 1: Bandit standing up.
BANDIT: Nothing is wrong at being bad at
something!
Panel 2: Bandit standing proud, trench coat flaring.
BANDIT: I’m bad at everything-
BANDIT: Because I’m a super villain!
Panel 3: RCG looking the other way.
RCG: Does not compute…
Panel 4: Bandit deflated.
Panel 5: Bandit pointing at the robot angrily.
BANDIT: How do you even know what you were
meant to do?!
BANDIT: You’re just scrap metal on a dying
Rock!
PAGE 5
Panel 1: RCG annoyed.
RCG: I know what I was made for because I was built to be a robotic cat girl maid!
Panel 2: Bandit mad.
BANDIT: Just because you were built to be something doesn’t mean you have to be it, you stupid automaton!
Panel 3: RCG looks at Bandit.
PAGE 6
Panel 1: Bandit standing proud.
BANDIT: You see I was suppose to be collecting souls for Purple Sata-
Panel 2: Bandit Nervous.
BANDIT: I mean collecting taxes for the government…
Panel 3: Bandit regaining his confidence.
BANDIT: I wasn’t good at it and I didn’t like doing it, so I thought why do it?
BANDIT: Why live my life doing something I didn’t like doing?
Panel 4: RCG staring blankly.
RCG: Because that’s what you were meant to do…
PAGE 7
Panel 1: Bandit standing proudly trench coat flaring.
BANDIT: WRONG! Life has more options than what people tell you to do!
BANDIT: The best one is the one that makes you feel alive, even if you’re terrible at it!
Panel 2: Bandit looking smug.
BANDIT: That’s why I became a Bandit.
Panel 3: RCG looking away.
RCG: Sounds like a dillison. You are mentally unwell.
PAGE 8
Panel 1: Bandit arms crossed.
BANDIT: Yes, but for once in my life, I’m having fun.
Panel 2: RCG looks at Bandit.
Panel 3: Bandit pointing at the dumpster.
BANDIT: And I believe, if anyone belongs in the trash, it’s the people who tell you how to live your life!
Panel 4: RCG looking at Bandit.
RCG: Do you think anyone could be a bandit?
Panel 5: Bandit being way too involved in what he’s saying.
BANDIT: Of course! Anyone could be a bandit!
Panel 6: Bandit looking smug and pointing at himself
BANDIT: But none will be as dastardly, smart, and handsome as myself…
PAGE 9
Panel 1: RCG focused.
RCG: Could you teach someone how to be a bandit?
BANDIT: Of course, I’m the best bandit around!
BANDIT: My intellect is my greatest strength!
Panel 2: RCG more focused.
RCG: Would you be willing to teach me how to be a bandit?
Panel 3: Bandit stone faced.
BANDIT: No.
BANDIT: I hate robots.
Panel 4: RCG stone face.
RCG: Well, that’s too bad.
RCG: I decided that I’m going to be your student.
PAGE 10
Panel 1: Bandit annoyed.
BANDIT: No. No. No. That’s not how that works, you stupid machine!
Panel 2: RCG focused.
RCG: Are you telling me how to live my life?
Panel 3: Bandit angry.
BANDIT: YOU CAN’T JUST FORCE ME TO BE YOUR MENTO-
Panel 4: Bandit sticking out of the dumpster. RGC is outside looking aloof.
RCG: So what’s our objective today?
BANDIT: MY objective is to get out of this dumpster and ditch a certain disgusting robot…
Panel 5: RCG (Now Bandy) looking at her claws.
BANDY: There’s a 0% chance I’m going to let the latter half of that goal happen, mentor.
