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Lacuna Rambles/Thoughts/Gif Reacts #2: π
🕑 Added 2025-02-16 13:30:02 +0000 UTCLet me provide context on just one of many character exchanges that may come up during the Corvin family dinner: Should pineapple ever be on pizza? You'll be wanting to read this light-hearted scene considering everything else that might go down while on Corvin land. >.>
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What are your thoughts on pineapple as a pizza topping?
Comments
potato
my hot take is the problem with hawaiian pizza isn't the pineapple, it's the ham. replace it with a fattier meat like pork belly or pulled pork (al pastor is literally pig and pineapple). and add jalapenos.
Eiffel Tower5
I love spicy peanut pizza but pineapple is a step too far
Lily
There is only one answer and I am glad that it is winning lol
Notice me senpai~
Sweet + Savory is a great flavor combo. I like ordering the Red Curry Coconut sauce stir fry from Honeygrow with pineapple in it. π€€
Annabelle
I love pineapple on pizza π«£ I always add jalapenos, too. Honestly my go-to if I'm not just getting plain cheese π
alex
Pineapple on pizza is nasty i have no idea how yall enjoy that Verner was right
England
Pineapple on pizza? NOOOOO! π The horror!
Stephanie
I canβt believe the pineapple is winning this thing. Seriously? Itβs a fruit! It doesnβt go on a pizza! No! At best, stick it in an alcoholic concoction with a tropical twist & a cute umbrella sticking out of it! ππΉ
Stephanie
I knew my Beloved would be on my side! Just more proof that Reese remains my always & foreverπ¦π€. Also likely further proof why a non-R route is not apparently possible for Dean no matter how many times we tryβ¦ JR only works because of the +R, but not J + bestie R. Fucking pineapple! Also I feel certain that if necessary, Mal would go full murder husband on a pineapple to keep that evil off our pizza, so again I feel like thereβs a poly pizza party in our future, right? Dean, Reese, Mal & a pepperoni pizza without a pineapple in sight! β€οΈβπ₯
Stephanie
Dammit! How did you know Iβd vote before I clicked? Because it IS divisive & should NEVER touch a pizza EVER?!? Never ever ever. Now Iβll go read past that 1st sentence calling me out to find out if my hardcore non-negotiable no touchy my pizza stance aka fuck off with those fruity chunks of juicy mayhem & donβt come back unless those are safely in a fucking Mai tai or equally delightfully delicious alcoholic beverage. ππ«ΈππβοΈππͺπΉ β€οΈβπ©Ή
Laursbian
I'm absolutely with R on this one (I seawr it's not just because I'm a simp)
ckl
you're in the majority now, how does that make you feel? π€
CelticWolfMia
I don't like cheese or bread so I've never had pizza. But I voted for pineapple as it's my sister's favourite topping. She said it's salty and sweet, and that's a combination I love in other meals.
Dieonysucc
Yeah no >.> Pineapple by itself is my favorite fruit. Pizza itself is my * second* favorite food. I can deal with a lot of things when it comes to sweet and savory combination category but pineapple on pizza is not one π«‘π«‘ this is not a battle I can soldier . Now a charcuterie board is just a deconstructed pizza and that shit bang π I feel like me, R and the rest of the gang can tear one of those bad boys up during a luncheon πββοΈπββοΈ
aMediocrePigeon
Oh, I'm so hoping it's A's raccoon that's under the table. Both me and my MCs want to pet the little guy so bad xD But also, as a stauch pineapple on pizza HATER: I did infact vote before even reading lmao and 100% agree with R, the flavors DO NOT work together. (though to be fair, I don't like pineapple in general. The texture is bad and weird, and the flavor is only okay for me in tiny portions mixed in drinks)
galpal95
Iβm a staunch defender of pineapple on pizza! Love the stuff. It also has the added bonus of not a lot of people liking it, so more pizza for me. π
Skippy Hugo
Wait until I put pineapple fritters on pizza
OpheliaMars
Everyone who doesn't like pineapple can give theirs to Prudence.
BlackHelix
Pineapple!!!!
three of eight
Sidenote π― why admit to something when 1) it makes you less mysterious and 2) puts you agreeing with the gang. Sounds like an L L to me.
three of eight
I'm with J lmao. I don't *dislike* pineapple but would rather have it as a side with something else than on a pizza. Though I also tend to get the same pizza when I order so me π€ J on all levels in this situation apparently.
alex
Im completely indifferent to pineapple on pizza: ill eat it if its ordered but it isnt my first pick .... However im also a contrarian at heart so pineapple on pizza is completely acceptable and tastes good simply because im not in the majority sorry R π Sidenote: i feel like Mal probably doesnt like pineapple on pizza but doesnt want to admit it to not agree with everyone else and THAT is a hill im willing to die on π€£
