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Poll - Choose Your Own Adventurer
🕑 Added 2020-06-14 12:15:39 +0000 UTC
You're an adventurer ready to set off on a quest of epic proportions. Three musclebound champions have offered their aid but the prophecy states only one may accompany you.
Who accompanies you on your great adventure?
- Orc Cleric - Trained in the arts of healing and protection. Specialises in the latter, and often accomplishes this by squashing potential threats between his enormous biceps. May squash you with said biceps if made to wear a shirt for too long.
- Elf Warrior - Natural leader and the most muscular elf ever. Specialises in using said muscles to grapple opponents until they... embarrass themselves. While the sword is just for show, he has a massive weapon hidden somewhere.
- Human Rogue - Blessed with almost supernatural luck. Specialises in being lucky to the point he once looted a crossbow from the future. Maintains his physique despite never working out, ever. Some people have all the luck.
Comments
SexyWhiteTiger
Gotta go for the Orc. Huge soft spot for em. ❤❤❤
Johnny Gayzmonic
I love a man with a big...crossbow.
