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Legend has it...

🕑 Added 2024-06-09 17:00:29 +0000 UTC
Legend has it...
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Mario Perez

According to folklore one may summon a powerful entity by doing the following: Make a crude effigy of a deer out of fabric scraps, used gift cards, and books or pamphlets about nonviolent conflict resolution soaked in gasoline. During the witching hour of the third of October, find a spot where concrete hath been poured within a fortnight and make an offering of tea, $1000 in cash or gift cards to amazon, a live racoon in a basket, and twenty pound wheel of cheese. Build a fire and throw in your deer effigy. Dance in a circle around the bonfire, punching the air with very bad form, and chant "I know it says non-nude, but..." If done correctly, the Goblin Queen will emerge to kick your ass. If you survive, she may grant a boon.

Thorgnor

Very much amaze!


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