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Add a line to the next update!
🕑 Added 2020-07-03 19:40:06 +0000 UTC
Imagine that you're talking with Alon but he panics about something and wants you to turn around for a moment. He points over your shoulder and shouts: "LOOK BEHIND YOU!!" followed by a randomly selected line out of a pool of poor distraction lines. I made ten lines for now.
LOOK! BEHIND YOU!!
# AN ASSASSIN!!
# A DISTRACTION!!
# TEAK'S MAKING OUT WITH BURRY!!
# A MONSTER!!
# SOMEONE'S MARKING YOUR BAR!!
# THAT ONE THING THAT ALL OF YOU HUMANS ARE SO AFRAID OF!!
# THERE'S THATβ¦ ummm.... Y-YOU KNOWβ¦!!
# A BIG, BUFF LION!!
# ANOTHER BOMB!!
# A CANINE ORGY!!
Added by you:
# A TALKING DOG!! (by SRS)
# RUNE'S NAKED! AGAIN!! (by The Good Boy)
# ANOTHER HUMAN!! (by RistoSwiftwing)
# THE KITCHEN'S ON FIRE!! (by Argentcoyote)
# A HYENA WITH A HUGE BONE!! (by Renmir)
# A THREE-HEADED PIT BULL!! (by Trickster)
If any of you would like to add a line to the poll, DM me an idea here or on Discord! :D I may modify some just a little bit if necessary. I'll keep adding them here. One line per person! Awoo~!
