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Dashawn Jordan Album Review (new merch in description)

🕑 Added 2025-02-21 00:29:28 +0000 UTC
Dashawn Jordan Album Review             (new merch in description)

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rockitbludger

Gotcha I meant to reply directly to Joa but idk if you can. I’ sure he’ll get it to us I’m just a professional nagger

Seth Broders

nah it might be a week or two

rockitbludger

any word? I ordered on the 21. I figure there won’t be a shipping number

Anthony Hawk

Can you review my song next

Shinigami

It’s funny he follows kill skateboards lol

Jason Ellis

Hey Mr hater, I noticed you playing aphex twin in that last stream, you should check out my bloody valentine the album loveless you might already know it but I think you will likey. Also please stop making fun of me thanks.

Badminton Temper

One thousand eight hundred nipples

Corndogg

Joa setting boundaries just like our boy George polous taught him

Lucas

Eighteen Thousand Nipples is actually a fire quote to put on a shirt for next time

Jawn Shanahan

you get any vlogman content out of your trip to arizona?

1

This was 5 days ago and I just went to Arizona for 3 days please remove yourself from my scrotum or you will be exiled

Wortownlance

Put out a new video my boi. Damn!

Tyler Jacobs

in reference to that random lady feature. they probably have plays but she isnt popular

Tyler Jacobs

if a song doesn't show play count, i think that means it has less than 1000 plays.

Brdllc

Okay my fuckin back pocket fat like a butt

1

working on it now might take a few days depending when u ordered

Seth Broders

sir gifted, when will you ship da shirts?

John Philips

at least someone does

Lucas

its okay im still your number 1 commie fan, drink lots of water king <3

bingyflip

GHChopped on YouTube is uploading your vods

NB

hopped out my muhfuckin bed

Leon Sierra

to me it seems a bit forced, its not like greyson dropped an amazing part recently or is an up and coming skater like hes been around for almost a decade now. I think birdhouse has had zero presence in the industry since KOTR so they could be revamping their team with the help of thrasher. I think tom schaar is getting flowed or about to get on as well? i wouldnt be suprised to see a couple birdhouse parts dropping on thrasher this year.

@sloanisabuller

I think he skates for birdhouse now, maybe that’s why there is a coverage push? he had a cover and a multi page interview a couple issues back. As for the still watching segment, seems like those are always polarizing. But what’s your take on the greyson thrasher promotion push Leon?

Brdllc

Mr gifted I’d like your review of Barter 6

Dugger80

Put dungeon on the back. Let us get a bite of the early beginning of an empire

Flip God

Remove your name off the back of the shirt so it’s not so obvious

Badminton Temper

That’s the spirit.

1

just puked outside a Starbucks in phoenix

Lucas

if you dont stream today i am going to fucking kill myself

Werty

Can you put out that PSL spoof for the patrons please? I don’t care if it’s all over the place, sounds entertaining.

QogDotZip

That backwoods photo was hilarious

Leon Sierra

yo mr Gifted, can you talk about greyson fletcher promoting the living shit out of thrasher recently? whats up with that

Fred Burst

On the topic of skate raps, this pops into my head way more than i care for https://youtu.be/MOxoIq7inZI?si=P4m6-TSAf1HflFpu

HS BS

I changed my mind on the shirt. I was like who tf would wear this when I saw the back, but then it made sense. Copped immediately

austin

I just noticed dashawn Jordan‘s so musically lazy that he didn’t even pick a rap name

Jason Ellis

On the way to planned parenthood now I’ll keep you updated

Jason Ellis

Mate I have a serious itch here and don’t know what to do this is isn’t a joke

Hjujd

Hated reading this

Jason Ellis

Is it normal for your Pom Pom to itch the next day after doing anal, hooked up with not the cleanest looking girl last night and mate I’m not gonna lie my Pom Pom feels like it’s gonna fall off. The ringworm on her back should have been the final red flag of many throughout last night but I was too deep in her Pom Pom by then.

Monstertruckguy58

Dashawn should get GH on a track

Mr. Tham Misses

White Goblin Gang Gang

Mr. Tham Misses

That almost happened to me too.

Mr. Tham Misses

Ended up grabbin the white goblin T. I don't need to eat this week it's all good. Now I have this one and Tyshawn jumps over the bench wrong shirt. Pretty stoked.

Jawn Shanahan

Which Dashawn track you skating to in your sci fi part?

remy walker

you shipping to australia for good price?

Joe bud

Pom pom got the automatic

Sef

i take pride in my momma's grind

Monstertruckguy58

Fell asleep watching this after rubbing my wiener before bed and I had dancing broccoli and carrots in my dreams all night

Alexander Cantu

To be clear I only commented this bc contemporary comparisons would’ve obviously made for a better review (I’m aware this is nothing but a joke vid for the paid haters) now that I think of it a skater /recording artist tier list would be a sick idea. Something tells me you’re not the guy to do it tho 😂 I would do one but I am not built for this internet content shit #respect

vakvanya

imma be honest atp the last thing i expected the video titled "Dashawn Jordan Album Review" to be was an actual review of an actual album by Dashawn Jordan, you got me good w this one king

Awesome Ripper

shout out 454

Bobby SBD

Absolutely love the dancing broccoli, this was awesome Joa! Got the yellow one of course

Joshua

also price is totally fine i just spent $60 on some bullshit gildan band merch literally this morning

Joshua

Copped the evil goblin white tee, great art on front and tbh I got the joke for the back even told my girl b4 u mentioned it i was like "back is kinda cringe but like in a cool way thats the point i think"

Ryan Spivey

Philadelphia, Mississippi is a town no one makes it out of with the only waterpark in the state.

Dave balls

Same

technofaza g

thats funnier

Seth Broders

this might be the most garbage take ive heard, dog your too pussy to put your name on your account well man sorry your the guy to put your insta handle on your car.

Shinigami

Get you bread up boi ❤️

Heartless_prick

“But you have heard of me” hahahahaha

warlock

just copped a shirt and realizing there was a discount code, but its okay youre welcome (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Will Mueller

need an ambient noise spoken word album from dashawn

Shinigami

Copped grey tee 🐋

Seth Broders

i will never take fashion advice from somebody say a @ goes hard on a T

RuthlessIntegra

But what’s a goon to a goblin?

1

Godamn it

Shinigami

Naw I thought the back logo was hard tbh

Jonah

speaking of bars similar to the guapanese one. kanye has a bar saying he was speaking swaghili😭

jiles ryan

Let’s go king.

Zack Bastian

I dislike Logic very much, however, his mom really was a fried drug addict, his background was truly messed up.

1-800-dotcom

This video is genuinely a masterpiece.

1

I lied

Joshua Holtzman

Thank god I felt like such an idiot

J Ronkko

Copped a shirt 😻 also really sick how u balance honest criticism with genuine love for Dashawn even if he’s a lil kooky, he seems like a really sweet genuine guy, skateboarding is lucky to have him, trash album or not spread honest love motherfuxkers ❤️❤️💯💯

Ejazzle

He was sayin the nword too much so he got banned

Ryan Kewley

B- is way too generous my guy

JP

the homie freaking out at the 6 stair with Logic is Trae The Tank I think

Alexander Cantu

Tbf there’s 454 who’s a genius in his own right (one of the best rapper/producers working rn) and he just happens to be good at skating also

Aaron D

Goblin Yellow Gang

FatBabyJester24

Grey Goblin Gang 🫶🏼 thanks for the shirts Joa .

Lucas

21:21 joa discovers commodity fetishism

Peter Susia

I bet he lazerflips

mctit

Is the artist Johnny?

Burntout Productions

BOYS CHECK UR GIRLS PANTS GIFTED HATER JUST DROPPED A BANGER🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤩🤤😤🤮😛🥴💦💦🌊🍑💄

bearo

fwiw the @ is funny, but i can't let normies get the wrong impresh

Mr. Tham Misses

If theres no shipping it's a good price. I wanna pick one up but can't swing that till the 5th. Hopefully there will be some left.

Seth Broders

when da stream today would like to make it

Aiden S

I just assumed the @ was ironic I think its funny

Waylon

Buy a shirt then or kill yo self 💯

Waylon

Genuinely the best design since the frog jumpsuit

Joseph Licas

Joa can you hand deliver mine to furnace skateshop

evil lean

would love to go into further detail about my ever precious gaitherburg skatepark if information be needed. chek @torktumlas or the gaithersburg skatepark on ig for some epicness.

1

I have no idea what you are talking about. The shirts were expensive and I paid a lot of money for the designs. That’s why the shirts are $40 dollars. I’m not going to contribute to creating trash that is unwearable after 2 washes. Gildan skate shirts are already 35-37 bucks. If that 3 dollars is blowing your mind idk what to tell you mate

evil lean

there is a legendary 6 stair located in the park that countless battles have gone down on, the big 8 ft quarter isnt really vert but it kinda feels like it.

evil lean

come to the gaithersburg skatepark its actually really fun

TG Outdoor

Depends on the designs. Is it a one time design or a logo used over and over for branding? Bro deal is another ave. Leverage an artist and make racks!

.0.

Watching Joa look @ himself in the mirror the whole vid is insane

1

How much do you think it costs to pay an artist for two designs then print a small batch on premium blanks

daniel

EmoCruz

The @ is some hoe ass shi

spockanus

glad I'm not the only one

Sammybaked

Can I bring another bitch? Let’s have a threesome 🗣️

swallowfire

joa 7 track ep produced by olswel, kmoe, and Dylan Brady when?

Seth Broders

fax id take all the colors, sadly even though i do complain im still buying one next wensday when i get payed

xxx

Will you come back to the discord if we can timeout anyone complaining about streams, videos, or posts "jake/curren on FA stream yet"?

1

Yeah I’ll probably do another run my most sincere apologies for the @ it is breaking my heart that I have dissapointed my legion

bearo

If you do another run of the same goblin without the handle I promise I'll buy one. While I'm making DEMANDS, bright green gobby on a black tee pls ty kisses

Lucas

Masterful gambit Lord Hater

1

I’m sorry if you don’t like it, I’ve never put my name on any merch and that’s something I’ve been told people wanted. YouTube introduced handles at some point and they just autogenerated numbers combined with your original username that’s what the @ is. Also if I had that on the front of the shirt I don’t think anyone would think it’s weird. I can not put them on next time or I can do some without but I thought people wanted shirts that said gifted hater on them if not that’s my mistake

Jo

i just bought mine, i live in burbank can i just pick it up from the north hollywood warehouse its sitting in right now.

Lame

can you hand deliver my shirt to costa mesa pls

Love this video Joa, T-shirts look great too!

1

It’s the YouTube handle mothafucka

Seth Broders

joa with all respect its like seeing some shit box with a insta handle on its back seat window why, i thought you were against back designs

Dugger80

Why in the fuck would you put your ig user on the back

Milkcasino

Fuck I would’ve copped a shirt but I just bought Dashawn Jordan’s album

1

Yes I can

8=D

Why the @ on the back of the shirt lmao

Cone442

can you ship outside US?

Rick

I copped before even reading the description or seeing the code

evil lean

the yellow shirt was free so i bought it

Jason Ellis

Evan jolley sucks

1

fixed the yellow shirt thank you all for alerting me to this emergency

Jo

is there a reason why the yellow one is $0.00 dollars

Dalton Weinstock

Says the yellow ones free lol

Al Torres

Blue shirts actually go hard. Gonna cop one and wear it while I listen to this new album

Evan Wooten

Yellow shirt marked at $0.00 Be careful now

Kenneth Rhys

ohoho, 0 dollar yellow goblin tee?

Pedro Prescott

The yellow tee is $0 btw 😭

E

Goblin Yellow is $0 boss

stefanmaybe

the yellow is up for £0 in case u didnt know


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