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Fan Fiction Story Time - October #1 - Can a Sponge and An Octopus Fall in Love?

🕑 Added 2025-10-10 19:00:09 +0000 UTC

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Noah

This is money well spent

Giovie Barraco

The sound effects that arin is doing are cooking me

Liah Uribe

Please read the rest of this story, RIP regretful reads

Anabelle Cardona

This would be a great way to get answers from cia spies

Xoannon

I think Dan's gonna need therapy before he can ever watch Spongebob again.

muse

did they ever read any of supermega saves the troops

Veronica Adams

I had to turn this off and resume watching the next day because my SpongeBob loving husband was home and I could not possibly make him suffer through this

SUPERSHASHA

I audibly went “oh no…” after hearing this was about SpongeBob. Not my booooy 😭

Veronica Adams

I HATE how many pages are left and in only at 7 minutes Edit: Dear god they’re DOUBLE SIDED?!? 😭

Shane Hamilton

i think we killed dan with this one

Emilyn

The fact that the editor was able to find that Scrabble stock vid is impressive (unless it's AI)

Slug's Slug

Jesus...... this. This was different

danshifackao

It might be my mental illness talking, but I said "aww" a lot more often than anything else listening to this

DevilRay-K

Not to flex, but I generally have a very strong constitution.. But spending the last 30+ minutes.... there's no other word aside from enduring, I endured that story! My... I'm a different man after that story... Not a better man for it, I'm just a different man. Now I miss the guy I was 30 minutes ago, and I hated that guy.

LizFreak

I remember Regretful Reads covering this story years ago, so it's already iconic in my mind. I cackled the whole way through this reading!

gigithesqueegee

secondhand embarrasment has never been so painful and so comedic

Aldason

my entire life has lead to this moment

Hayri

I RAN to this video when I saw the preview on IG

VoidDragoncat

They’ve read a bit of it, it’s the last fic they read in episode 11. I’d really like to hear more of it too, it was so fuckin funny

Deadpoet

This series is so degenerate 😂 its amazing "Im gonna pre, SpongeBob!"

Luke Gardener (ArkUmbra)

Thanks, guys. I hate it

SwoodMan

Dan’s “dude trust me” gestures at 20:41 killed me

SwoodMan

Banger episode tho

SwoodMan

As entertaining as this is, maybe the next one can be non-pornographic, just to shake things up

Kura Kurington IV

listening to fanfiction while writing fanfiction.... could life be any better than this?

Ellyn Schwartzbauer

This is the kind of content I joined Patreon for.

p8ton8

I am going to disintegrate

John Peng

Peter what is this?

Lee Mulkins

bonecrunchingly harrowing watch, thanks boys

James Wehr

I just took a shower and I feel like I need to take another one now

Sean

Same. Had to stop eating.

Sean

I'm different after hearing this one...

Sally Sociopath

Tell her about her heritage

karatecorgi

The ethereal music real drives this reading home lmao

Cael AJ

As a writer, you have an endless sea of possibilities to explore. And yet the author chose to write this.

Gilly Savard

Man, don’t bring Stephen Hillenberg into this

Nikki-John-Wicky

I need to stop watching these at work

Jamie

aw man, i have a niece named Claire don’t do that to me 💀

Erik VonStrix III

"I don't understand. the story is called "can a sponge and an octopus fall in love"? ...His name is SQUIDward" According to the late Steven Hillenburg. the reason he is called squidward is "because Squidward sounds better than Octoward"

Cami L

love that in chapter 2 the motivation for the sex scene is legitimately that squidward forgot to make dessert and needed to distract spongebob

NotLorePerson

...so does subscribing to the patreon void my right to sue for mental damages, or

Rhiannon Lade

i don’t think watching this after taking an edible was a good idea

Annie Banannie

You know, I somehow managed to dissasociate thru and just not connect the image of spongebob and squidward in this... but then they showed the fan art and it all came crashing in

Melanie Gobber

Squidward is a pillow princess! I can’t buy into this world.

Jackson Schrickel

Why did I think it was a good idea to watch this while I ate lunch?

Roxanne Giling

As I was listening to this, the realization hit me that I am paying money for this

Lollo-hehe

Guess the author was unaware about what happens to male octopods after mating…

Lyca

words cannot describe what it felt like to make it through this whole thing only to learn it shared my fucking name

J. Rabbit

harder squidward

J. Rabbit

get out of my head

Thanatoast

This being posted directly after the pregnancy foods power hour is diabolical

Edward Maldonado

30:00 Author studied the lore enough to know Squidward is an octopus but somehow forgot about the infamous cussing episode

Elf_Arwen

I’ve never been more repulsed in my life

annaroseb

Well, that’s my childhood ruined

Dirkdammit

If this writer was a TRUE fan then instead of saying “fuck” SpongeBob would’ve started making dolphin sounds

A. F.

Ugh. The thought of Spongebob and Squidward fking is absolutely repulsive to me 😂 "Squiddy" is just... Ughhh. I thought I HATED the piss one but this...

RueTheKenku

It’s days like this I really miss my immortal

Nick Di Rubio

They managed to do it, it took awhile, but they finally broke Arin.

Samuel

To be clear I'm gay as hell and this still made me so uncomfortable. 😂 Though Arin's random, "I wonder what Patrick's up to?" fucking killed me.

Jaelights

Loved it

AutismRizz

Despite everything else in this video, I think "muh'fucker loves readin'..." made me laugh the hardest.

Shani Wilkinson

I'm in so much pain, physically and most DEFINITELY mentally

TheGreatNaj

I made that mistake too lmao "oh let me find something to watch while I eat my Wendy's." It was hard to finish this video and my food. I should know better, yet here we are lol

Phaneros

Wow, I've seen all of your fanfiction storytime episodes and this was one of the hardest ones to get through LOL

Nathen

Now, this.... This is what Daddy came for.

WaveJam

I was kicking and then I grabbed my husband’s leg and was shaking it. I was so upset. My husband started laughing really hard.

WaveJam

It was honestly worse when Dan and Arin were doing the voices.

danner253

We just started and the first lines are explicit lmao

theberryofdingle

honestly this is incredibly tame. like there's actual victorian smut more wild than this

Ronnicat Mew

Anyone else feel personally victimised by this fic?

Ali Cat

Arin giving the sound effects is way too funny 🤣 reminds me of the Sonic fanfic they read on Sonic Unleashed. When Arin made a splurge noise and Dan broke down 😂

Nicolas Carpentier

i think the utter ridiculousness of sonic highschool make it easier to digest while the absolute minute precision and accuracy in this one makes it very uncomfortable (like it's all fine that spongebob and squidward love eachother but this makes me feel like i am right there and i don't want that lol)

Kaitlynn Lemmons

Arin's "deep" spongebob moan has me fucking CRYING. Dan, I know you really suffered for this one but it is such a treasure. Thank you 😂

ladychungus

I remember regretfulreads reading this story, it’s a whole series please keep going I need it all

Marie Novotná

Tuning in to every episode like "Alright, what brand of freak am I gonna disover today?"

ITS_BABA_YAGA_BEYOTCH

Started the fanfic cutting out collage pictures at my desk. Ended the fanfic sitting on the edge of the bed, head in my hands like a man who just lost everything in a card game.

Jacob McMains

that was rough but funny, love the grumps reactions

Allen ML

It's so well-researched... the guy knows about the library; he hasn't just seen one or two episodes, he actually knows the show... yowzers.

REMsheep

The impression Arin was doing of Spongebob's guttural moaning had me actually in tears omg 😭

WaveJam

I reacted so viscerally to this. Holy fucking shit…

ThumperDaeTime

i hate the way my brain tried to fill in spongebob type sound effects when they described certain things lol.

ThumperDaeTime

amazing lol

Kenneth D. Mohr

The kokichi piss fics are the greatest written love stories to ever exist, how dare you.

Kenneth D. Mohr

Wow. That opening line. No build up? Just straight to fuckin. Respect XD

maverino

I love that dan can't handle this fic, this is one of the TAMEST things ive heard in a hot minute

CSDX

I can only wonder just how much time goes into making the intro for these videos unique for each one.

Swonker

Funny some people can't stomach this one, when it's just a story about two people that love each other. To me, Sonic assaulting Amy last time was a harder sit.

Megan Maginnis

I hate Mpreg, but strangely, I didn't think this fanfic was that bad. It's way less disgusting than the Kokichi piss fics or the E.T. x Elliot smut.

Walking Zero

I can watch a lot while eating. I got through the 10MPH milk episode. I couldn't get through this one.

Tzatoky

“A pity she does not exist A shame he’s not a f@g The only girl I’ve ever loved Was SpongeBob in Drag” -Squidward Tentacles, 2025

Biagio M

This one is fuckin digusting :/

Edenza

Search the title at AO3. It's there.

HipHop Jazz

Arin's intermittent SpongeBob moans really added to the experience in ways I can't fully articulate

Pancakes

*Ralph Wiggum voice" haha, I'm in danger!

Aaron Albrecht

Doktor Vem

I legitmately feel like I'm about to have a fucking panic attack or some shit from hearing everything that's in this video. I'm like hyperventilating without control, I got the cold sweats and my hands are trembling so much that it's proving extremely difficult to just write this comment. What the fuck is going on, I legitimately cannot decide if I love this or hate this, like should I even be paying money for this shit? I don't even know anymore

Swonker

I just joined the patreon and spent the last few days watching all of FFST, and now I'm treated with this. Best $5 I ever spent

Doktor Vem

Seeing the thumbnail and reading the title the only thing I could think was "Ooooooooooh noooooooooo..."

GrabbaGhoul

Have they read the full life Chronicles?? The half life fan fic??? If not...

ToraKU14

I have read many a fanfiction in my time on this planet but man this one did a number on me 🤣

Gem

Omg he started doing the voices 🥹 best of both worlds

Gem

I'm so torn because on the one hand I wish Arin had been the one to read this one bc you know he would have done all the voices which would make it 100x funnier, but also Dan reading it and being so visibly uncomfortable to the point that he just seems disappointed is perhaps just as good

Geoff Zilla

I definitely cant un-hear this....

Lavender

im so glad we paused the horrible, horrible sex to get a fun fact about squidward

vaporlocke여든한

I... can't with this one 😑

Marissa Mason

This was INSANE. I also am shocked the biological accuracy this author went into.

Lady Thea

That was the worst on yet and I love it...more please

Sarahmonster

I feel emotionally manipulated by that one.

Skimply

Wow... im a different person now.

Shelby Bird

35 mintues of this

Artemis

Hey so that was the worst thing I have ever heard please keep doing it

Mia Ram

whoever submitted this… why.

Solstng

As soon as we got to the phone call I had to pause the video to post. Sponge Bob is pregnant. EDIT: I guessed right :(

Dave Test

What a horrible day to have ears.

Beef

Fortune favors the brave.

Beef

It’s not everyday we get the author’s note. I’m gunna pre, squiddy

Jessica Johnson

Arin’s intermittent guttural SpongeBob moans have me DYING 🤣💀

Edenza

He put his thingy in the you-know-what!

Icky

Holy shit I didn’t think y’all would actually pick this, thank you so much-I used to listen to regretful reads read this all the time, and now having you guys read it is so amazing <3 Also sincere apologies to everyone lol