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UNFINISHED BUSINESS POLL CONCLUDED
🕑 Added 2020-11-05 22:29:05 +0000 UTCHello, darlings! I have the results of the Unfinished Business poll ( https://www.patreon.com/posts/43223130 ) and I think you will probably be surprised by the outcome. The winner, with a total of 5.15 votes was Battle Bioroids https://www.deviantart.com/666markofthebeast666/art/Taraji-857581412 with Brave Pilots coming in a close second at 4.65 votes https://www.deviantart.com/666markofthebeast666/art/All-Wings-Engage-802036211
As a result I'll be doing a few images of Battle Bioroids dying for all to enjoy! Do give us whatever suggestions and requests you have in this regard in the comments below, otherwise I'll just let my pussy be my guide :D
A few notes on the polling process, for those of you interested in how democracy works here in my demented lair. First off I'll confess to assigning votes a little differently than it says in the tiers. First of all if you read the tier benefits you'll notice that minions are not supposed to get any votes, but I had great participation in this poll from my wonderful minions and I didn't want your voices to go unheard, so I gave minions .5 votes each. It also claims that NCOs are supposed to get one vote, and Officers two, but with minions now getting votes that seemed unfair so I increased this to 1.5 votes for NCOs and 2.5 votes for Officers. For you astute observers out there you'll notice that this translates neatly to 1 vote for every $10 in monthly patronage, which seemed reasonable to me. This also means that my Commanders and Shotcallers did not get any increase in their votes, remaining at 5 and 10 respectively, but these tiers already get free commissions every month, so I'm comfortable with that.
Interestingly enough, some people decided to split their votes by voting for more than one option. Where this happened I simply divided the value of their votes across all the options they voted for. One Commander (5 votes) voted for two different options, so this assigned 2.5 votes to each of those two options. One minion actually voted for three different things, so I assigned .15 votes to everything they voted for. One minion voted for everything, which I thought was a charming commentary on how much they love my art, but unfortunately it also meant that none of their votes counted, so if you do want a say in what I do don't vote for everything in future polls! Points for being utterly adorable, though, darling, you know who you are.
Finally, just four people voted for the winning option - Battle Bioroids - Including the one person who voted for everything (obviously) so in the final analysis just three meaningful votes were cast for Battle Bioroids. As it happens those votes were cast by some of my most generous patrons so in a perfect expression of democracy the wealthy minority have had their say and gotten their will over the will of the masses! I know it's terribly awful of me to be delighted by this patently unfair outcome but what can I say? If you want more representation give me more dosh! I'm a sadist, a Satanist, and a Machiavellian realist. If things here in my little corner of the world were fair I'd be convinced I was doing something wrong (or right, as the case may be). I hope you lot are amused by the reverse irony of this whole situation, even if you are a bit stung by the unfairness of it all.
For those of you who voted for something that DIDN'T win. Never fear, I'll do this poll again this month and I'll make sure to include all three of the losing options (as well as a few newcomers) in this months poll, so you you may yet get your way. Remember that if you choose to support me at the Commander tier (and above) you get FREE commissions so you can fuck voting and just boss me about.
Finally, I'm sorry to note that this poll only had 50% participation from my patrons. NOT the best voter turnout. For all those of you who did NOT vote you are PAYING for the privilege of guiding my work. You might as well take advantage of it!
Thanks to all those who participated, thanks to ALL of you for generously supporting me, and keep your eyes open for some Battle Bioroid images and another poll this month to choose the next to die.
Love and kisses!
Eva
Comments
Agent Tygress
LOL!
XJ
I demand a re-count!
