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Tip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session..
Tip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session π
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me ..
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me βοΈ
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? π΄ A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? π΄ A wonkey
if u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip π
if u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip π
Why did Santa start a lingerie business? π π He wanted to mak..
Why did Santa start a lingerie business? π π He wanted to make sure everyone had a sexy Christmas! ππ₯
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? π€ͺ A trip..
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? π€ͺ A trip without kids
Say hi by dropping a tip π
Say hi by dropping a tip π
Why was Santa's sack so big? π π He only comes once a year! π..
Why was Santa's sack so big? π π He only comes once a year! ππ
Can I borrow a kiss? π I promise I'll give it back.
Can I borrow a kiss? π I promise I'll give it back.
If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip π
If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip π
Why did Santa's helper go to therapy? ππ He had a wrapping f..
Why did Santa's helper go to therapy? ππ He had a wrapping fetish! π π
Is your name North Pole? π Because you're always at the top ..
Is your name North Pole? π Because you're always at the top of my list. π
What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked..
What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked for breakfast? π³ "Well, I'm an eggspert."
What's Santa's favorite pickup line? π π "Are you made of tin..
What's Santa's favorite pickup line? π π "Are you made of tinsel? Because you're sparking my Christmas spirit!" β¨ππ
If I were to describe you in emojis, it would be ππ₯π«. You're..
If I were to describe you in emojis, it would be ππ₯π«. You're simply irresistible. ππ
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!
How can you look at me and still not tip? π
How can you look at me and still not tip? π
Iβve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look..
Iβve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? ππ π€
How is sex like a game of bridge? π If you have a great hand..
How is sex like a game of bridge? π If you have a great hand, you donβt need a partner
If you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip π¦π¦
If you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip π¦π¦
Why did Santa get a new sleigh? π·π He wanted to upgrade to a..
Why did Santa get a new sleigh? π·π He wanted to upgrade to a "ride" that would impress the ladies! ππ
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? π Te..
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? π Ten tickles
Tip to show me how horny you are. The bigger the tip, the cl..
Tip to show me how horny you are. The bigger the tip, the closer to EXPLODING ππ¦π¦π¦
Why did Santa try online dating? π π» He wanted to find a new ..
Why did Santa try online dating? π π» He wanted to find a new "Miss" Claus! π©ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π»
You're the π rainbow after the storm, the ray of light that ..
You're the π rainbow after the storm, the ray of light that brightens up even the darkest of days. βπ
If you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation π
If you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation π
Why did Santa bring lube to the workshop? π 𧴠He wanted to ma..
Why did Santa bring lube to the workshop? π 𧴠He wanted to make sure the toys slid in smoothly! π§Έπ¦
Are you a holiday cookie? πͺπ Because you're sweet and irresi..
Are you a holiday cookie? πͺπ Because you're sweet and irresistible. ππ
Why did the scarecrow win an award? πΎΒ Because he was outstan..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? πΎΒ Because he was outstanding in his field
What's Santa's favorite type of foreplay? π π Tickle fights w..
What's Santa's favorite type of foreplay? π π Tickle fights with his elves! π§ββοΈπ₯
