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You're the ๐ฏ bullseye to my heart, the one I've been aiming ..
You're the ๐ฏ bullseye to my heart, the one I've been aiming for all this time. Let's hit the target together. ๐๐
Where do fruits go on vacation? ๐ย Pear-is
Where do fruits go on vacation? ๐ย Pear-is
If you think I look bite-able, drop a tip ๐
If you think I look bite-able, drop a tip ๐
Iโm going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this..
Iโm going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this weekโs hottest singles. ๐ต๐ฅ
Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you'..
Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you'll never get it ๐คฃ๐คฃย sorry too funny when i heard it lol
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many t..
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Why did Santa get kicked out of the toy factory? ๐ ๐จ He was c..
Why did Santa get kicked out of the toy factory? ๐ ๐จ He was caught playing with the wrong kind of "wood"! ๐ฒ๐
Where do you find a cow with no legs? ๐ฎ๐ค Right where you lef..
Where do you find a cow with no legs? ๐ฎ๐ค Right where you left it
Tip for every time you'd squeeze me ๐
Tip for every time you'd squeeze me ๐
What's Santa's favorite kind of adult film? ๐ ๐ฅ One with lots..
What's Santa's favorite kind of adult film? ๐ ๐ฅ One with lots of "North Pole" dancing! โ๏ธ๐บ๐
I must be a ๐ท photographer because every time I see you, I c..
I must be a ๐ท photographer because every time I see you, I can't help but capture your beauty in my mind. ๐ธ๐
If you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip ๐
If you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip ๐
What does Santa say when he's feeling frisky? ๐ ๐ "Ho, ho, ho..
What does Santa say when he's feeling frisky? ๐ ๐ "Ho, ho, ho, let's go!" ๐๐ฅ
If you were a Christmas ornament, ๐ you'd be the shiniest on..
If you were a Christmas ornament, ๐ you'd be the shiniest one in the box. โจ
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is ..
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird ๐ฆ
What do you call Santa's little helpers who like to spank? ๐ ..
What do you call Santa's little helpers who like to spank? ๐ ๐ His "naughty" elves! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
You must be a magician because every time I ๐ look into your..
You must be a magician because every time I ๐ look into your eyes, everything else disappears. โจ๐
What did the left eye say to the right eye? ๐๐ Between you a..
What did the left eye say to the right eye? ๐๐ Between you and me, something smells ๐
If I get you hard, drop some love in the form of a tip ๐
If I get you hard, drop some love in the form of a tip ๐
I love my bed, but Iโd rather be in yours. ๐๏ธโค๏ธ๐
I love my bed, but Iโd rather be in yours. ๐๏ธโค๏ธ๐
How do you make a Kleenex dance? ๐ย Put some boogie in it
How do you make a Kleenex dance? ๐ย Put some boogie in it
Touchin myself, tip if you wish it was you touchin my pussy ..
Touchin myself, tip if you wish it was you touchin my pussy ๐ฆ
Why did Santa get a ticket for speeding? ๐๐ He was caught "s..
Why did Santa get a ticket for speeding? ๐๐ He was caught "sleighing" it! ๐ท๐ฅ
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? ๐ฆถย Because then it would ..
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? ๐ฆถย Because then it would be a foot
Here kitty kitty, drop a tippy tippy ๐บ
Here kitty kitty, drop a tippy tippy ๐บ
Why did Santa start a sex toy business? ๐ ๐ฅ He wanted to make..
Why did Santa start a sex toy business? ๐ ๐ฅ He wanted to make sure everyone got what they wanted for Christmas! ๐๐
You're the missing piece to my puzzle ๐งฉ, the one that comple..
You're the missing piece to my puzzle ๐งฉ, the one that completes me. Let's create a beautiful picture together. ๐ผ๏ธ๐
Tip if you want me to dream about you ๐ฅฐ
Tip if you want me to dream about you ๐ฅฐ
What do you call Santa's balls? ๐๐ Jingle balls! ๐ ๐
What do you call Santa's balls? ๐๐ Jingle balls! ๐ ๐
Are you a Christmas wish? ๐๐ Because being with you is the f..
Are you a Christmas wish? ๐๐ Because being with you is the fulfillment of all my dreams. โจโค๏ธ
