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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? π² It was two ti..
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? π² It was two tired
How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free? π§ββοΈπ He uses Cla..
How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free? π§ββοΈπ He uses Claus-tarch! π§Όβ¨
I must be a π€ because you've completely stolen my heart and ..
I must be a π€ because you've completely stolen my heart and I can't function without you. ππ
What happens when you smell breakfast in the morning? π₯π³ It ..
What happens when you smell breakfast in the morning? π₯π³ It would be bacon-ing me and I'd be very eggcited
Drop a Tip if you like my Tits π double if you like my booty
Drop a Tip if you like my Tits π double if you like my booty
Letβs commit the perfect crime. Iβll steal your heart, you s..
Letβs commit the perfect crime. Iβll steal your heart, you steal mine. π₯πβ€οΈ
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? π§Β Nacho cheese
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? π§Β Nacho cheese
if you'd let me Ride You π drop a tip and lemme know
if you'd let me Ride You π drop a tip and lemme know
How does Santa keep his beard so soft? π§π¦ He uses conditione..
How does Santa keep his beard so soft? π§π¦ He uses conditioner from the North Pole! π§΄βοΈ
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? π§½..
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? π§½Β Supplies!
if you'd use every part of me π tip to let me know, more u t..
if you'd use every part of me π tip to let me know, more u tip the more places you'd use
Why did Santa get a nose job? π π He wanted to be more attrac..
Why did Santa get a nose job? π π He wanted to be more attractive to the reindeer! π¦π
Spending time with you is like pressing the β¨ play button on..
Spending time with you is like pressing the β¨ play button on my happiness. Let's create beautiful memories together. π¬π
I enjoy taking care of those who take care of me, tip and se..
I enjoy taking care of those who take care of me, tip and see! π
What's the most popular Christmas song among exhibitionists?..
What's the most popular Christmas song among exhibitionists? πΆπ "I Saw Mommy Flashing Santa Claus!" π π
Are you a Christmas cookie? πͺπ Because I find you irresistib..
Are you a Christmas cookie? πͺπ Because I find you irresistibly sweet and tempting. ππ
Why is masturbation just like procrastination? ππ Itβs all g..
Why is masturbation just like procrastination? ππ Itβs all good until you realize youβre only screwing yourself.
What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective? π π Sa..
What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective? π π Santa Clues! π΅οΈββοΈπ
Just a heads-up: my heart skips a beat every time I see you...
Just a heads-up: my heart skips a beat every time I see you. You have that effect on me. ππ
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
I really like the guys who value me π₯° drop a tip if you're o..
I really like the guys who value me π₯° drop a tip if you're one of them
I donβt know how this works. Are we married now? ππ€
I donβt know how this works. Are we married now? ππ€
Why did the ketchup blush? π He saw the salad dressing
Why did the ketchup blush? π He saw the salad dressing
Can you do me a favor and tip if you like me ππ
Can you do me a favor and tip if you like me ππ
What did Santa say to the elf who misbehaved? π π "You're on ..
What did Santa say to the elf who misbehaved? π π "You're on my naughty list, but I like it!" ππ
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead..
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer
Wish you could kiss me?? Tip and let me know π
Wish you could kiss me?? Tip and let me know π
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? π¨βπ³ Only one,..
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? π¨βπ³ Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there
Let's make a deal: you keep being ridiculously adorable π, a..
Let's make a deal: you keep being ridiculously adorable π, and I'll keep falling for you. ππ
Leave me a tip if you'd sleep with me π
Leave me a tip if you'd sleep with me π
