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Tap that tip button if you're loving the positive vibes! β€οΈπ
Tap that tip button if you're loving the positive vibes! β€οΈπ
Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? π€ He was re..
Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? π€ He was ready for a roast
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? π€π
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? π€π
If this brought a little joy to your day, show it with a tip..
If this brought a little joy to your day, show it with a tip! ππ
What movie best describes Thanksgiving morning? π¦ The Hunger..
What movie best describes Thanksgiving morning? π¦ The Hunger Games.
I checked the meat thermometer...you're officially one hot b..
I checked the meat thermometer...you're officially one hot bird π¦
What do you call an expert fisherman? π A Master Baiter
What do you call an expert fisherman? π A Master Baiter
Why did the turkey cross the road? π¦ Because it was the chic..
Why did the turkey cross the road? π¦ Because it was the chickenβs day off. π
There's a fine line between love and hate, and we're dancing..
There's a fine line between love and hate, and we're dancing on it. π
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. π ..
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. π I personally am on the fence
If you're feeling the energy, show it with a Tip! β‘οΈπ
If you're feeling the energy, show it with a Tip! β‘οΈπ
That shirt looks great on you⦠as a matter of fact, so would..
That shirt looks great on youβ¦ as a matter of fact, so would I. ππβ€οΈ
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? π₯ A dic..
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? π₯ A dictator
Tip this post if you're ready for more amazing content! ππ₯
Tip this post if you're ready for more amazing content! ππ₯
Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, ..
Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home ππ€£
What's long and hard and full of semen? βοΈ A submarine
What's long and hard and full of semen? βοΈ A submarine
If this made your day a little brighter, let me know with a ..
If this made your day a little brighter, let me know with a tip! β€οΈπ
What's something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?..
What's something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving? π€Β A family member giving you the bird
I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us toge..
I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. πΈ
If this resonates with your soul, show some love with a tip!..
If this resonates with your soul, show some love with a tip! β€οΈπ
What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? π¦ΊΒ A (har)vest
What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? π¦ΊΒ A (har)vest
Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie..
Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me π₯§
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? π· Kermit The Frog..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? π· Kermit The Frog's fingers
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhaus..
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player? βΎοΈ They're both likely to fall asleep between plates
Are you an alien? Because you just abducteed my heart. π½
Are you an alien? Because you just abducteed my heart. π½
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? π The mor..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? π The more you play with it, the harder it gets
If you're inspired, show it with a tip! π‘π
If you're inspired, show it with a tip! π‘π
If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert? π½οΈπ°π
If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert? π½οΈπ°π
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? π» A be..
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? π» A beaver dam
If you believe in spreading positivity, show it with a tip! ..
If you believe in spreading positivity, show it with a tip! ππ
