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Out here rewriting the rulebook ~ and trust me, you want to ..
Out here rewriting the rulebook ~ and trust me, you want to be on my side of the game
If I walked into the room right now, what would be your firs..
If I walked into the room right now, what would be your first thought? βοΈ
What do you think the recoil is like? (hint: it gets extreme..
What do you think the recoil is like? (hint: it gets extremely crazy)
I sneezed while putting on mascara and accidentally gave mys..
I sneezed while putting on mascara and accidentally gave myself war paint. I looked like I was about to charge into battle, not into brunch. Did I wipe it off? No. I added lip gloss and called it a look. The barista said "bold choice" and I said "thank you, it's artistic delusion"
should i do it?? should i leak my own private snapchat folde..
should i do it?? should i leak my own private snapchat folder? π₯Ί
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You know what is completely absurd?? when the girl is like 4..
You know what is completely absurd?? when the girl is like 4,11 and shes dating a guy whos like 6,5.. absolutely CRAZY.. like imagine that. you can tell shes getting completely ruined
honestly i sometimes fantasize about doing it in a library....
honestly i sometimes fantasize about doing it in a library.. π
bored?? yes. 1st one to actually send me an actual funny mem..
bored?? yes. 1st one to actually send me an actual funny meme gets a reward.. im WAITING
if I was your secretary... would you risk your job to have f..
if I was your secretary... would you risk your job to have fun with me? π
quick! join me for a swim... unless you're afraid of getting..
quick! join me for a swim... unless you're afraid of getting soaking wet with me π
my b-day is on sunday buuuuut i can't spoil my plans just ye..
my b-day is on sunday buuuuut i can't spoil my plans just yet ;p π
I'm here to clean up your mess... but I think you'll be maki..
I'm here to clean up your mess... but I think you'll be making a bigger mess because of me π³
wanna find out what kind of underwear i've got on today? π
wanna find out what kind of underwear i've got on today? π
can i show u something π«¦
can i show u something π«¦
show me that morning wood before u take care of it π
show me that morning wood before u take care of it π
hmmmmpf if u could hear the dirty thoughts i get daily.... π€
hmmmmpf if u could hear the dirty thoughts i get daily.... π€
wanna guess what i'm thinking about? π
wanna guess what i'm thinking about? π
this skirt's so tight u can see what type of underwear i'm w..
this skirt's so tight u can see what type of underwear i'm wearing π³
uugh u made such a dirty mess... u better not stare up my sk..
uugh u made such a dirty mess... u better not stare up my skirt while i'm cleaning πΏ
you've been a bad boy... no titties for you until you earn y..
you've been a bad boy... no titties for you until you earn your forgiveness π
you thirsty?? π
you thirsty?? π
bet you didn't know 35% of you have your re-new turned OFF....
bet you didn't know 35% of you have your re-new turned OFF...if you turn it on & send me a π€ in dm's, i'll show you something you've NEVER seen b4 π€
did you see what i sent you? π
did you see what i sent you? π
guess who decided not to wear any panties today π₯°
guess who decided not to wear any panties today π₯°
guess who decided not to wear any panties today π₯°
guess who decided not to wear any panties today π₯°
ready to motorboat me? π
ready to motorboat me? π
can i show u something i really shouldn't? π
can i show u something i really shouldn't? π
what are you staring at? π
what are you staring at? π
HAPPY HUMP DAY π€€
HAPPY HUMP DAY π€€
