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Haus of Decline post Hairy Tits - Daily Comic 766 from patreon

Hairy Tits - Daily Comic 766

I am deeply sorry to inflict this on you. But I have been screaming this to myself for the last few months.

Haus of Decline post Persecution Hole - Daily Comic 765 from patreon

Persecution Hole - Daily Comic 765

I hope this is how I am received as an artist, instead of the reality which is me being justifiably beaten with big rocks.

Haus of Decline post Urethral Rifling Surgery - Daily Comic 764 from patreon

Urethral Rifling Surgery - Daily Comic 764

I blame unhealthy beauty standards for the vast increase in urethral rifling injuries.

Haus of Decline post Polycule - Daily Comic 763 from patreon

Polycule - Daily Comic 763

This has been my general experience on Feeld.

Haus of Decline post Progression - Daily Comic 762 from patreon

Progression - Daily Comic 762

Another Cathy-esque.

Haus of Decline post Hamtaro - Daily Comic 761 from patreon

Hamtaro - Daily Comic 761

It's Hamtaro Time...

Haus of Decline post The Excluded One - Daily Comic 760 from patreon

The Excluded One - Daily Comic 760

We all require an excluded one...

Haus of Decline post John Lennon Walk - Daily Comic 759 from patreon

John Lennon Walk - Daily Comic 759

Yeah, I know what they did...

Haus of Decline post Adult Entertainment - Daily Comic 758 from patreon

Adult Entertainment - Daily Comic 758

Estrogen intake has mercifully reduced my desire to enjoy pornography to the point where this actually happened the last time I tried to use it.

Haus of Decline post Chastity Cage - Daily Comic 757 from patreon

Chastity Cage - Daily Comic 757

What if the penis did prison tropes? Delightful.

Haus of Decline post Realistic Mouth - Daily Comic 756 from patreon

Realistic Mouth - Daily Comic 756

Uncanny valley quality to the ol' realistic stomach mouth.

Haus of Decline post Golden Retriever Energy - Daily Comic 755 from patreon

Golden Retriever Energy - Daily Comic 755

I keep hearing this phrase and I always think of this.

Haus of Decline post Cliffhanger - Daily Comic 754 from patreon

Cliffhanger - Daily Comic 754

She should have packed a comically undersized umbrella.

Haus of Decline post Moby Dick - Daily Comic 753 from patreon

Moby Dick - Daily Comic 753

I have several enemies who are creatures.

Haus of Decline post Phillie Phanatics - Daily Comic 752 from patreon

Phillie Phanatics - Daily Comic 752

Nothing more toxic than Philly.

Haus of Decline post Unjust World - Daily Comic 751 from patreon

Unjust World - Daily Comic 751

I am powerless as an artist to do anything but make fucked up little scuptures.

Haus of Decline post Hugboxing - Daily Comic 750 from patreon

Hugboxing - Daily Comic 750

I need constant reassurance or else I will die.

Haus of Decline post Weather - Daily Comic 749 from patreon

Weather - Daily Comic 749

I welcome the normalization of our enviro-catastrophe and casual collars with studs as fashion.

Haus of Decline post Great Conflict - Daily Comic 748 from patreon

Great Conflict - Daily Comic 748

Two men engage in physical combat in order to defend their ideals.

Haus of Decline post Shaved Ass - Daily Comic 747 from patreon

Shaved Ass - Daily Comic 747

Do it blind. Do it dry.

Haus of Decline post Young Men - Daily Comic 746 from patreon

Young Men - Daily Comic 746

Print media is coming back in style for some reason. And thus, lad mags will be of necessity for the oncoming political movement.

Haus of Decline post Problems in Bed - Daily Comic 745 from patreon

Problems in Bed - Daily Comic 745

Feelin' the weight of the goddamn world.

Haus of Decline post Rat Patrol - Daily Comic 744 from patreon

Rat Patrol - Daily Comic 744

Alberta got rid of the rats. The rats fought back.

Haus of Decline post Dating Profile - Daily Comic 743 from patreon

Dating Profile - Daily Comic 743

I am so bad at dating apps. I am so fucking bad at dating apps.

Haus of Decline post Dog Senses - Daily Comic 742 from patreon

Dog Senses - Daily Comic 742

More "True Stories of Gender Awkwardness." Except for the dog's thoughts. I can't read dog minds... yet.

Haus of Decline post Buffalo Bill - Daily Comic 741 from patreon

Buffalo Bill - Daily Comic 741

I don't know what I expect when I post selfies.

Haus of Decline post Flickin' - Daily Comic 740 from patreon

Flickin' - Daily Comic 740

I'm always doing this.

Haus of Decline post Shaving - Daily Comic 739 from patreon

Shaving - Daily Comic 739

I actually had this Cathy-ass observation while shaving my dumb legs.

Small Format Change to Podcast

Hi folks! I got tired of opinions and takes and my dumb thoughts, so the podcast is going to be devoted exclusively to music now. The $5 Patreon tier will thus grant early access to songs as I write them, as well as bonus songs. The $10 tier will still get you a shoutout on the podcast distribution of the podcast.

Haus of Decline post Circumcision - Daily Comic 738 from patreon

Circumcision - Daily Comic 738

And now for a drastic tonal shift.

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