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PENDEJO TIME LIVE IN PHILLY JANUARY 24th 2026

What is up team. Links are starting to go up for Northeast Shows. We have a 9:30 PM prime time slime time Saturday show at Next In Line comedy in Philadelphia January 24th. The club seats 80, so get tickets early if you can. We have two more shows waiting on ticket links. Once we have those, then this post will change and the button will go to a link with all the show tickets. For now, this is just Philly tickets. We love you guys and really appr...

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Jt and Jake 5: Sensual Lessons

The video file got corrupted and I couldn’t save it but the ep was really good. So enjoy a bunch of anti drug PSAs from the 50s and the audio. And then like 3 minutes at the end of the actual episode.

step 7: get the balls wet

step 8: get the balls wet again

JT and Jake 4: Empire's a Crumblin (UNLOCKED)

The 4th Installment of the beloved duo.

2DG: Brides Down Unda (feat. Sam RealOnlineBoy)

Thank you Sam for joining us. Follow him on all social media platforms @realonlineboy

Loyle To My Capo (Ft. Pat Dean, Owner of The Velveeta Room)

Pat Dean is the owner, operator, manager, bartender, booker, and employee of the month of the longest running comedy club in Austin, The Velveeta Room. Live Comedy 6 days a week. Go see a show and support the club, it's older than all of you and most of the clubs in Austin are butt ass now. Just kidding. I love all of them. Please book mego to the velveeta room bitch

Every Happy Memory (PT.2)

Was going to wait a week, but I think these would be better rolled out in a quicker clip. So here is PT.2 of Every Happy Memory. Thanks everyone. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EverettRanch Road 12 meandered through the Texas Hill Country like a river. Snaking through limestone cliffs, dry river beds, green valleys, and sleepy little tourist towns where yankees came down in the wint...

Every Happy Memory (PT. 1 )

What follows is Part One of a fun sci-fi story. If people like the first one, I will roll them out weekly for Honcho/Pendejo/Mijo Tiers. Thanks everyone. - Jake ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EnzoThe clinical, fluorescent lighting caught every edge of chrome plated die cast metal in the storefront. I was nursing a hangover that was about five days past due as I wal...

Domo Arigato Mr Mercado

Ronaldo Mercado is a great friend of mine and great comedian. Check out the ep.

without the interference of white women or black men

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Go Lions (Ft. Brent Reed and Matt Banwart)

Matt banwart is back and new to the pendejoverse one of the funniest guys in Austin right now mr. Brent Reed. Please enjoy. I have been given a clean bill of health from the doctor and so I will be able to film again. Thanks everyone who didnt unsubscribe. if you did I understand. I love you.

2 Derp Girls 4: 2 Derp 4 U Girls

All aboard, darling!

I fixed the audio

sorry buy tickets

Danny Boy (FT DANNY GOODWIN)

Camera died halfway though so the rest is cartoon cockroaches dressed like me and dan

covid (fixed audio

sorry everyone to honchos especially. im sick as fuck with covid and I have been going to the doctor a bunch. I have to wear a dumb ass heart monitor so they can see if my heart is awesome or if it stinks. they are 99 percent sure it's awesome but they want to rule everything out. my life is a precious jewel. anyway I haven't had the time to film or get guests or do anything really accept accrue medical debt. once this is over we will be ...

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Zohran MinesTiny (feat. FaltyDL)

Thank you to Drew for coming on and check out his new album, Neurotica.https://faltydl.bandcamp.com/album/neuroticahttps://faltydl.com/https://www.instagram.com/faltydl/

Fort Fat Albert [FIXED AUDIO]

Seth Harp if youre reading this I am sorry - Jakeeverybody was saying it was too quiet. idk what the deal is, haven't changed any settings but anyway I went and boosted the shit. fuck me I suck. alright. byebuy tickets Please

The Irish Hello (FT. Eoghan Gallivan)

Eoghan Gallivan is a comedian from Austin Texas. SORRY TO EVERYONE: I GOT THE DATES MIXED UP AND DID AN AD READ ON THIS ONE EVEN THO ITS PATREON. I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME. BUY TICKETS

The Hombres 2 (FT. JT Kelley and Myke Dede)

Back in the saddle get tickets

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The Licker Vs The Blower

dont look at my beakpurchase tickets to the shows motherfuckers

Cowboy Burrito

In an effort to provide subscribers with even more content for their hard earned dollar, I will be moving all of my writing here. I never log into substack anyway. Here is a story about the last dinner I had with my dad. Thanks fellas.Jake------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I watched my father anxiously shift around in the booth of the restaurant as he asked my brother and I ...

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