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Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] Your Best Friend's Older Sister is a Bit Too Over Protective Of You from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Best Friend's Older Sister is a Bit Too Over Protective Of You

Idk if "over protective" is the right word for this audio, more like "over possessive" but... I'll continue to use it idk...You and your best friend went through a falling out. It's something that happens over the course of a friendship, and you knew you'd make up eventually once the both of you cooled off. Someone who didn't know about that? His older sister, who is coming to you to see how you are and completely ...

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Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] Over Protective Girlfriend Saves You From Anxiety Attack from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] Over Protective Girlfriend Saves You From Anxiety Attack

A horror movie was not your first choice. Your girlfriend is kind of a horror-fanatic, whereas you like comedies. This particular horror movie was grusome and ended up sending you into a panic. Your girlfriend was easy to notice, though, and quickly turned it off to talk you through it with her calming words and humour.The Over Protective Older Sister one IS coming next, it will just be coming later in the day because I need a little break from e...

Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] Sharing a Bed With the Flirty Popular Girl Leads to More from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] Sharing a Bed With the Flirty Popular Girl Leads to More

You're on a trip with your class team. Unfortunately, or fortunately, you get assigned to rooms in the hotel randomly. You were expecting to get someone you've never seen before, but in comes the popular girl who instantly tries to hit it off with you. She's flirty, thinks you're cute, and wants to steal that first kiss of yours... maybe even more.If you're curious about the power outage it did last for hours last night (someo...

My Power Went Out

Coming from phone Egg here where all the audio I just recorded (and saved dw) is now on a PC that has no power 🙂🙂🙂 I was literally just preparing to upload and shit just died, ZERO warning, and now I’m in a defeaningly silent room rn. I’ll upload everything as soon as I’m actually able to I promise guys. Idk if it’ll be that long but it’s almost 5 AM here and I do have to sleep so…

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I'm doing an audio dump tomorrow (3 audios) so come one come all to the options I have here. Multiple choice :)Small synopsis for each one since there's a lot here:Girlfriend Does Her Boy/Girlfriend's Makeup: Basically a set-up where the speaker is doing their makeup and the listener stumbles upon them and gets interested. The speaker does their makeup and talks about how pretty they look with it on etc.Over Protective GF: A set-up wh...

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Back on Track Tomorrow!

We should be back on track tomorrow (today when I wake up)Some things to know:- The next exclusive will be the vampire one from last week’s poll (I think that’s the right one). It was neck and neck but the other one won, but bc of how close they were I’m gonna be doing that one too.- Polls and part twos will become more regular again and there might be a surplus of them as I start backlogging audios for YouTube memberships.- YouTube members...

Just Realized

Ya'll it was completely unintentional that I released two "sick" audios one after the other LMAOOk one of them is real sick and one of them is fake sick pls tell me its ok omg

Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] Soft Spoken Mommy Takes Care of You While You're Sick from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] Soft Spoken Mommy Takes Care of You While You're Sick

It's the middle of the night and you felt queasy. Running to the bathroom, you empty your stomach, and you feel terrible. The ruckus must of woken up your girlfriend, who shows up half-asleep to the bathroom to come and comfort you with soothing circles on your back. It's okay.

Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] Your Best Friend Takes Care of You Turned to Confession from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Best Friend Takes Care of You Turned to Confession

You've been faking being sick for a while. At first, it was real. You asked your best friend to come over and take care of you. It was good, too good, and now you've been faking being sick so she keeps doing it. She's finally caught on though, and is ready to confront you about it. The conversation takes a quick turn... she would do this willingly with a house, a dog, maybe a kid, maybe let's just get married! What a strange thing...

Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] [Slight Spice] Sharing a Bed With the Bully Leads to Them Wanting More from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] [Slight Spice] Sharing a Bed With the Bully Leads to Them Wanting More

It was never in the cards for you to share a bed with them that night, but ask, or moreso tell and act, and you sha'll receive. In her sleepiness though, she admits a very crucial detail about your relationship with her that you hadn't known about. You're the mouse and she's the cat. One day, she will have you for good, once she gets past your teasing.

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Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] [SPICY?] Your Best Friend's Older Sister Teaches You a Lesson from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] [SPICY?] Your Best Friend's Older Sister Teaches You a Lesson

You're finally getting the chance to be alone with your best friend's older sister- aka the girl you have a big fat crush on. She has become your math tutor, but you find yourself getting easily distracted by her. Your flirting, trying to get somewhere with her, when eventually- it lands. She can be everything you want her to be and more.Eager, are we?

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I’M COOKING

My brain works best when I’m tired as shit!!!I’ve noticed that everyone likes the best friend, best friend’s older sister, and bully tropes the best so I made a whole sheet’s worth of them.If you can read it, tell me what u think. I wrote this in the dark tho so idek if they’re legible.

CHECK THE PATREON RIGHT NEOWWW

3 AUDIOS HOT OFF THE PRESS!You may notice two exclusives, one is for last week and one is for this week (I missed last week) and one gahd dang f4f that I've been promising and I might do an alternate for men just bc I think the inserts in that audio would be really easy BUT CHECK ITTTTTTTTTTTT

Eggssy post [F4F] [EARLY] Your Jealous Roommate is Desperately in Love With You [Friends to Lovers] from patreon

[F4F] [EARLY] Your Jealous Roommate is Desperately in Love With You [Friends to Lovers]

It's your girls night out. You got ready for it, might woo a past lover even, and you were excited for the road ahead. Your roommate? Not so excited when she finds out your intentions. Why? Well, she's in love with you, of course, and cannot stop rambling about how much she loves you and could treat you SO MUCH BETTER than your stupid ex WHO YOU SHOULD NOT SEE AGAIN could.

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Eggssy post [F4A] [SPICY?] Your Best Friend Finds You Wearing Her Sweater [Friends to Lovers] from patreon

[F4A] [SPICY?] Your Best Friend Finds You Wearing Her Sweater [Friends to Lovers]

You've been walking around wearing your best friend's sweater all day after you picked it up at your sleep over. You've also been ignoring her, since you think her seeing you in it would make her upset. Turns out, she's reallyinto it, and she likes having claim over you...

Any Audio Recs??

I know I’m usually the one to come on here and put down polls and stuff but I’m actually feeling particularly uninspired lately, probably due to my dry cough that came out of nowhere, constant headaches, and absolutely terrible sleep schedule.If you guys have any reccomendations or things that you want to see from me, let me know. I’m going to try and get running earlier in the day to beat the headaches and whatnot.You can also let me know ...

Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] Calling Your Long Distance Girlfriend and Talking About Your Future Together from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] Calling Your Long Distance Girlfriend and Talking About Your Future Together

After spending a while at your girlfriend's house, it was time for you to go home. She made you promise that you call her when you land to make sure you're safe, and you made good on that promise. She's very happy you called, but she misses you dearly. All she can think about is living with you... permanently...

THE PATREON-ONLY DISCORD SERVER IS LIVE

The Patreon Discord Server is live!!!!You should have automatically have been added to it, but if not the link is here, make sure you integrate your Patreon account with Discord... or however that works:https://discord.gg/b5y5JTyuJust to be clear, if you have not purchased a tier or stop purchasing a tier, you will no longer be able to access any of the chats anymore. Patreon will automatically remove your roles and thus, your permissions to the ...

Eggssy post [F4M] [EARLY] Mommy Puts Her Good Boy to Bed [Fourth Wall Break] from patreon

[F4M] [EARLY] Mommy Puts Her Good Boy to Bed [Fourth Wall Break]

You've been up all night, scrolling through YouTube as you usually do, until your girlfriend walks into the room. She's been working all night and you've been waiting for her to come talk to you so the both of you can go to bed together. So let's go to bed. All you have to do is put the phone down and close your eyes...Slight fourth wall break at the end. I don't know how we feel about it, but I decided to try!

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Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] Your Indie Singer Girlfriend Helps You Feel Secure [PART TWO] from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Indie Singer Girlfriend Helps You Feel Secure [PART TWO]

Your girlfriend's indie band has been slowly gaining in popularity since the two of you met, and it's been making you very insecure. She's out all night, never shows up to your scheduled date nights on time, and always blames the fact that she has no choice on how late the show runs. You think she's cheating, but she's here to tell you just how crazy she is about you and how she does everything she can do get back to being wit...

THE PLAN!!

Hey!!!So the next few public audios (non-exclusive ones) are one’s that I’ve already kind of decided, so I just wanted to update ya’ll about what’s happening with me and my brain.First off, I will be doing the part two to the indie singer audio. That is coming very soon, as I promised.Secondly, I’m probably going to do a gaming audio. It’s been a while since I did a gf roleplay over some gaming footage, so I think it might be a good t...

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Eggssy post [F4A] [EARLY] Soft Spoken Best Friend's Soft Dom Older Sister Shares Her Bed With You from patreon

[F4A] [EARLY] Soft Spoken Best Friend's Soft Dom Older Sister Shares Her Bed With You

You're currently having a sleep over with your best friend. He's accomodated you well, but the nerves of the next day are preventing you from falling asleep. When you heard someone muttering to themselves down the hall, you decide to go investigate. That's where you find your best friend's older sister, who is immediately startled by your presence. She invites you into her bed in hopes to get you to fall asleep, which you do in ju...

I Messed Up - Tumbnail poll

Sooooo I accidentally made a video for the best friend audio before I made a video for the alt girl audio. I was wondering why I didn't know what the next video theme was...Anyways, here's a thumbnail poll. The other video is still waiting for it's limited ads check, so I'm going to see if I can get this out quickly to beat the YouTube narcs. If they do it the way they're supposed to, it's going to come out first, but we k...

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