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The Jimquisition: Big Empty Sandboxes
Open world games are everywhere, and it's getting really stupid. You can tell they're happening just to follow a trend as well, since so few open world games manage to justify actually being open world.There are blatant clues found in many of these desolate sandboxes, and we're going to talk about them and why they're making videogames rubbish.
The MEDIOCRE Awards 2016
Our second annual MEDIOCRE Awards are now up! Hooray?
Podquisition Episode 111: There's No Audience In Animal Penis Discussion
Is there an audience for animal penis talk? We find out as the hard questions get asked!In a reflective episode, the crew talk about 2016, looking back on the games they liked and naming the podcast's collective ultimate game of the year!Also, playing games with vaginal clenching. What a laugh!
The Jimquisition: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2016
2016 provided no shortage of absolute monstrosities to include in our annual list of the worst games ever.After much deliberation and tossing of wine glasses, The Jimquisition has narrowed the unworthy contenders down to ten absolute triumphs of shittiness.For your miserable delight, we now present the Top Ten Shittiest Games of 2016!
Metabombed: Dead Rising 4 Is 'Awful, Just Awful'
Let's celebrate Christmas by looking at nasty comments.
Review: Darksiders Warmastered Edition
I did this. Because it was something to do.
Podquisition Episode 110: Gay
It should come as no surprise that the Podquisition gang has plenty to say about Tracer's recent queer revelations (good stuff, obviously).Outside of that, Gavin tries to infiltrate the show with sly music talk, the Nintendo Switch got some new patent details, and one of us doesn't think Super Mario Run is very good.
The Spin-off Doctors: Super Mario Bros.
As a Christmas treat, your lovable Movie Boys pick one of the most anticipated movies to cover in their hot analysis.Join us as we take a merry look at Super Mario Bros.
Review: Super Mario Run
Not impressive. Shame, because I was really looking forward to it.
The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2016
The Jimquisition Awards 2016 are here! Five games, five awards, no Schick Hydrobot!Let us look at the top five games of 2016 and get really, really pissy about them. Hooray!
Titantransactions
Titanfall 2 got microtransactions, but they're not what I usually think of when I talk about the increasingly skeezy business practice.The DLC offerings in this game are refreshingly direct, and present a thorny issue to me.
Podquisition Episode 109: I Had A Plastic Cock (And Mum Didn't Care)
A discussion about Wicked Willies becomes a Jim Sterling origin story, hasty rewrites result in a superiorFinal Fantasy XVporn parody, and Gav's Music Corner leads to some lovely Cardiacs discussion.Elsewhere, there's talk ofSuper Mario Run, a changed opinion onThe Last Guardian, and Nintendo pretends it inventedMinecraft first.
The Bullshit Roundup: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Remastered Just Got Microtransactions
I dedicate a whole BS Roundup to Activision and its latest scumhole move.
Full Service Station: A XXX Parody REVIEWED!
Brazzers is at it again, this time with an impressively tenuousFinal Fantasy XVparody that takes Cindy's "fan service" to another level.
Review: Final Fantasy XV
At long last, here are some words I wrote about a videogame!
The Jimquisition: Final Fantasy And Patchwork Narratives
Square Enix has a roadmap of significant post-launch updates toFinal Fantasy XV, going so far as to pledge entire narrative additions.The idea of patching in more story is interesting, and inFFXV's case it's even admirable. There is a downside to it, however, one that we ought to be mindful of.
Review: Let It Die
I reviewed this game, Senpai!
Podquisition Episode 108: President Of The Giant Bird-Dog People
This week, the team chat about The Last Guardian and Dead Rising 4, plus the disagreement over Dishonored 2 continues.Elsewhere, Gav chats music, we make fun of The Game Advertisements, and something something Telltale Games.
The Spin-off Doctors: Postal
Your movie boys are here to discussPostal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie?Let's discuss the jokes and the goofs in this violent jawdropper, while comparing it to how unfunnyPixels is.
The Jimquisition: Steam Needs To Stop Selling Toys Full Of Cum
Almost 40% of Steam's entire library was published this year. A single year.It's time to once again give Valve a dressing down for its lack of standards, because why not? 'Tis the season!
Review: The Last Guardian
Yeah, this one's already upsetting people.
Review: Dead Rising 4
Lot of stuff happening today! We kick off with a review of Dead Rising 4.
Let’s Take A Moment To Laugh At ContentID Fucking Up The Game Awards
A quick editorial about how YouTube's automated copyright system has made The Game Advertisements unwatchable.
Podquisition Episode 107: David Cage In A Power Rangers Porno
Superbunnyhop joins Jim and Laura to discuss aPower Rangers porn spoof that has a David Cage-looking guy in it.Elsewhere, we talk aboutFinal Fantasy XV, amazing pizza feats, and more bollocks aboutNo Man's Sky.
The Jimquisition: Nintendo - A Shit Distributor And Fuckheaded Toymaker
Nintendo's manufactured scarcity is a commonly known deal, and it's just getting beyond ludicrous.The NES Classic is the latest farce, shipping to stores in pitiful numbers despite well-known demand.Basically, Nintendo's a fucked up toymaker thinking everything it makes is a goddamn Hatchimal, whatever the hell THAT is!
Review: Pokemon Sun & Moon
I reviewed that there new Pokermans game. It has a Pokedmen in it.
Podquisition Episode 106: Boglins & Fleshlights
On this week's sort-of-a-bit Thanksgiving episode, the gang discusses glang words for naughty bits and some of them are really rank.Gavin gets his words in on Watch Dogs 2, the gang debates Dishonored 2, and there's a lot of chat about what Pokemon Sun/Moon does right/wrong.Also Boglins and fleshlights... the winner's choice!
Jimquisition Store Thankgodformesgiving Sale
Hi there!So it feels grody and weird promoting the merch store on Patreon, since you folks already so kindly support me and it's just odd to suggest you paying for shit. That's why I tend to keep merch news on the site itself.That said, it would probably be dumb not to share that there's a 15% discount promo code on Sharkrobot right now. It's simply "Holiday2016".It runs from today until November 28th.The code works on any...
The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels
Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watchedPixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration.Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse.Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at leastsomething.
The Jimquisition: Genitalia
Oh, Ubisoft! Watch Dogs 2 had to patch out some "particularly explicit" genitalia, and that's a big ol' laugh.However, while one particular naughty bit is gone, others remain. Why is it okay for some, and not others? What's the difference?A spirited Jimquisition (one of my new favorites, actually), discusses our attitudes towards penises and vaginas.
