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Out-Of-Placers #302

🕑 Added 2025-01-18 02:33:51 +0000 UTC

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TakingFire

Every group needs a good worm

Thomas Halpin

I still imagine he was about to say ”Halfxid" because people in universes name things terribly. Maybe we'll eventually find out.

Val Salia

I like to experiment with cutting-edge untested new literary techniques!

Val Salia

Or hey, free and easy window creation if he gets spooked

Val Salia

"Make sure nobody hits this rat"

Val Salia

NO GUARANTEES

Val Salia

Kalgkur is the type to get too nervous and cancel the night before

Val Salia

At least the standard variety

Val Salia

The Notplacingds

LenoraTheYinglet

Is the project small or large

Val Salia

Listen man I just spent the last few months figuring out how toilets work for this part

Val Salia

The project has big yellow eyes

Val Salia

"You're welcome, your punishment is a promotion"

Val Salia

I'm sure there's a project for that

Val Salia

They're a lot easier to find than anti-decapitators

Val Salia

"Little skull fulla little brains fulla annoyances"

Val Salia

In fact, here's a couple sergals and a My Little Pony too

Val Salia

He'll be like the worm of the group

Val Salia

Two things that tend to get rarer the closer you stand to the Trademaster

Mark Simmons

Idk man the rat seems pretty cool

Val Salia

As a reward for your actions, here guard this rat.

ComicTF

Who could have imagined that this side character with numerous pages devoted to his story would somehow circle back to the main cast? Val you're a genius!

Magitechnician

I think he’ll be more than a guard, their trust in Kalgur comes from how he’s demonstrated a thorough and internalized commitment to the cultural values of interspecies cooperation. He’s likely going to join the, as a similar kind of experimental-diplomat-position

Dokterkokter69

Kal going to the enclave is not how I expected these plots to intertwine at all but I love it. I can already picture the younglets carelessly climbing on his arms while vizlet looks on in horror.

Thomas Halpin

"You see, Kal, there's this girl I like, so I'm expanding diplomatic relations with her community and I need you to carefully, and I know you WILL be careful, to carefully defend my diplomat while that's happening. That makes sense, right, Kal?" -The exchange in my imagination. Feel free to rate accuracy

Vet

Thanks for their names😁

Flora P-Stylianides

They're gonna meet!

Matthew Vandiver

Soon the Trademaster's ultimate goal will be complete! The formation of the GREATEST D&D LARPing team...EVR!!

Southpaw

It was at that moment that Kass realized that, contrary to immediate expectation and with some not-insignificant measure of dismay, that yinglets were immune to aneurysms.

Typhin

Yannit is the Indrel, and Isher is the... Isher. (We still don't know. In #3, Ran says "Would I be correct in assuming you're a ha--" before being silenced.)

Simon Signal

He isn't making a band, is he? "The Misplaced!"

Gregory

After all the extremely subtle hints we've gotten, Kalgkur is actually assigned as the vice provost in charge of night soil, and the next plot arc is a detailed analysis of the Val Salia latrine system. It will still, somehow, be entertaining.

LenoraTheYinglet

Yes quite the project

BiasMushroom721

TM: "You have failed successfully! It was a spectacular disaster! No one could do a worse best job!" Kal: "Uhhhh... thank you? Or I'm sorry?"

CEG

Kass went from human, to yinglet, to project. Man can't even hang onto personhood anymore.

Russet

They need a pro-decapitator for all the future decapitees Kass is attacting.

ArcadeDragon

"A little project. A tiny project. A miniscule proje-" Kass: I GET IT

Vet

Even the Yinglet officer on assignment needs a support staff. Now we need the bug girl and long knife nailed girl to join the staff. (Forgot their names. 🤭)