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Vampire x Vampire Hunter: Part 3 Prequel

She's always been a pain in the ass. But a helpful one.Originally supposed to be last year's Halloween audio 😅I plan on re-recording to fix some of the imperfections (first real audio with the new setup) before it goes up on Youtube. Whenever that will be lolWould love to know what you all think 💚Also, would we like the download for this version or prefer to wait for the official Youtube version for the mp3?

(Raw Audio) Works In Progress Previews

Guess who technically made a trailer for this but can't upload videos to Patreon lolHere's some audio that I used as a mic test for my new setup! Hence why it's mad crunchy in some places (don't laugh pls)! But it needed sound fx so I added those too! And made shitty AI art because I wanted to feel something! Posting again does not make me feel very vulnerable! I am not second guessing anything about this post!You're the muscl...

Everything's going wrong! (But maybe it'll be ok?)

Would it be a Gobbo month if everything didn't go wrong all at once? Long story short, mic not worky, editing program not worky, other editing program I bought to fix this not worky, many many hours of gobbo tears over the last three weeks. SO, I'm still working on fixing the mic quality as always lol. Which means ‼️AUGUST BILLING BE PAUSED‼️. On the agenda for August:💚Goblin Council is getting early access to a future Youtube ...

Mommy Comfort (You've been too stressed) F4A

You haven't been asking for help the way you need to and Mommy can tell.A short and hopefully sweet one 💚Content Notes:Mention of BDSM spanking sessions."Little One", "Love", "Baby"

Oops. I mean, hi! (I mean oops)

Oooh did I mean to unpause billing this month? Nope!Am I making content for all the tiers? Yup!Did I mean for it to take this long? Nope!Am I currently locked in a property dispute with a pair of ducks? Yup!See you all soon 💚💚💚

So here's what happened...

This is long, minimally edited, and overall pretty just raw. I'm sorry it took so long to be able to provide even this update. Hope you're all doing well and thank you to everyone who has been listening. You really are the best.tl;drHealth finally failed, almost died, recovering from almost dying ✌🏼

July Ramble! (feat. annoying birds, annoying dogs, and annoying gobbo!

Hello Goblin Babe! I've missed you greatly but here's the...TL;DR for July!(OH, also, I know the audio quality on this is a little rough, I'm still learning this new mic lol)💚 I'm sure most of you know that the US has been having some crazy weather issues this summer that are causing damage and creating a lot of unsafe situations. My town has unfortunately been under an unofficial state of emergency for the last few weeks becau...

Mommy's Punishment F4F

Mommy's working late again and you're feeling like continuing your naughty streak. What's the fun in being a pet if you can't test the rules sometimes? It's not like Mommy ever really hard doms you.💚See content notes below 💚Hello my loves! May really kept the hits rolling 😅 Long story short, my microphone broke and needed to be replaced in the process of making May's audios. It took forever to try to refigure ever...

Mommy's Punishment F4M

Mommy's working late again and you're feeling like continuing your naughty streak. What's the fun in being a pet if you can't test the rules sometimes? It's not like Mommy ever really hard doms you.💚See content notes below 💚Hello my loves! May really kept the hits rolling 😅 Long story short, my microphone broke and needed to be replaced in the process of making May's audios. It took forever to try to refigure ever...

Mommy's Punishment F4A

Mommy's working late again and you're feeling like continuing your naughty streak. What's the fun in being a pet if you can't test the rules sometimes? It's not like Mommy ever really hard doms you.💚See content notes below 💚Hello my loves! May really kept the hits rolling 😅 Long story short, my microphone broke and needed to be replaced in the process of making May's audios. It took forever to try to refigure ever...

Have I mentioned you're the best?

Turns out my scheduled posts for March explaining the need for a quick break uhhh...didn't post 😞I've had several emergencies, illnesses, and broken devices in the past few weeks that completely derailed life (fun ramble coming soon).But as always, billing is pausedand I'll have some pet play and aftercare coming soon to celebrate things finally being ok 💚💚💚

Trying to find a brain cell

Here's what that ramble was sounding like 😅Also if it's your first month on the Patreon, welcome! I'm...not cool.

A very disjointed Q&A

Soooo, as I'll explain in this, my brain isn't at it's best right now lol. I recorded the February Gobbo ramble but it sounded a mess. So here's an excerpt of the actual questions I managed to answer as well as a bit of a personal and channel update. I'll be going back and recording and reading comments from January in March's ramble instead 😅Oh, and March billing is of course PAUSEDContent Warning:I give a health updat...

Golden Retriever Girlfriend Loves Your Body (F4F)

Had to record this in a car so the quality is a little clumsy 😅Content Notes:"Pretty Girl"; "Baby"; "Head"; Personal attention to Lisenter's Body

Golden Retriever Girlfriend Loves Your Body (F4A)

And you folks got an extra 2 minutes of white noise at the end because Gobbo's brain is soup 🙃Content Notes:"Pretty Baby"; "Baby"; "Head"; Personal attention to Listener's body

Golden Retriever Girlfriend Loves Your Body (F4M)

Had to record this in a car so the quality is a little clumsy 😅Content Notes:"Pretty Boy"; "Baby"; "Head"; Personal attention to Listener's body

February Billing Paused

I'm keeping the billing on Patreon paused for the next month or two. With it being a new year, I need to update some information with Patreon including verifying my identification and uuuh well this was a bad month for my ID to get stolen lol. So free February!I know people have requested alternative donation/support options in the past when billing's been paused so here's the link to my Kofi as well as the Throne page for dog supplie...

Goblin Council Meeting

Hi Goblin Council!Thanks for being patient and waiting for the next sound off. I don't really have an agenda for this month since I'm still working on in progress projects so feel free to leave any feedback, requests, questions below. I promise I prioritize council requests, even if it's slow 😅

Council Download: Surprising Your Tsundere Roommate! [F4A] [Friends-to-Lovers] [Confession/Reverse Confession] [Kiss]

You've finally decided to plan a surprise for Emily, to thank her for everything she's done (and maybe ask her out finally). But as usual she's grumpy, you're a brat, and things aren't going according to plan. Perfect 🎁

Council Download: Comforting Your Angry Werewolf Girlfriend

Had a lot of trouble with the quality on this one so let me know if the mp3 sounds funny 💚

Pillow Talk with Your Wolf Girlfriend [F4A]

Aurora opens up more about her family but more importantly, how she feels about you. How she's always felt about you.

Aurora: Comforting Your Werewolf GF Early Access

Here's the first in a few character exploration audios coming this month.See you for more soon!

You had to know about free January

Duh 🙄But actually, my dogs have taken turns getting sick for the last 2 weeks and now that all of them are better, it was apparently my turn to get sick.But the good news is all the scheduled scripts are done! I just need my voice to come back so I can record 😅See you all soon 💚

December Ramble!

ooh aah so sleepy...💚 Small personal update, mental health, work, and writing💚 Comments!💚 Holidays 🐶💚 Questions?💚 Attractive voices?tired smeepy confused flustered gobbo ramble. delicious 💚

Name Tsundere Roommate!

She's been a real one, let's make it official 💚

Making Your Tsundere Owner Jealous At a Party (F4A)

💚It's cute how she thinks she's in charge. You and bestie have a little "arrangement" that you've been keeping a secret from the rest of your friends for a while now. She keeps telling you not to make it obvious, but sometimes you just can't help yourself.💚Content Notes (may contain spoilers):Listener: Brat, PetSpeaker: Dom, Owner, little harsher than usualRP: Commands, Spanking sound at 2:13Dialogue: "On your kn...

Free December!

Friendly reminder December will be free.And thanks as always for being patient, Patreon has been finicky this month and it's been making uploading a pain.

Youtube Preview: "Relaxing with Your Shy Witch Classmate"

You've been in need of a break and Chrysanthemum's potion has been sounding pretty nice...Full version coming to YT in December/January 💚

Best Friend Describes Last Night [F4A]

You're just a little brat aren't you?(P.S. Just an F4A version of this one.)Content Notes (Spoilers):A little more dirty talk than usual 😅Non-graphic description of sexSub ListenerMentions of Listener's body parts"go down on you" "Mommy"fun fact: when you wake up at 4AM to record, you can't suppress the sleepy voice

November/December Plans!

Thanks so much for your patience as always! Since things are still pretty crazy with my health and work and stuff, December is most likely also going to be free access. Also, I may or may not be on a Youtube hiatus until January so I'll be posting some previews of future YT uploads (note: previews will be accessible for all tiers but download links will still only be attached to the Council posts.)November:💚 Morning After with Your Best Fr...