Phillip Pap posts
Bloodborne or Dark Souls 3?
Hey, gonna try playing a different souls on T&M. Which one should I do?
Subclass Runoff
Path of Oblivion, (the Goth Barbarian) and Way of the Silent (the Mage-hater Monk) were 4 votes apart from each other. The other subclasses weren't contenders any more. Don't worry, their video and class will still be written up soon.However, as I plan to have actual art commissioned, I need to know which of these two goes first.So do you want a barbarian enshrouded in darkness conjuring up weapons that do force damage?Or a Monk that can ...
Exes on a Poll
Yura/Shabobi - gets dumped, rebounds with girl who's brain is meltingElenora - loud, hot breath, great dancer
New Channel Time
Here's the variety channel! Some updates:Cardbarian- Working on the mono Black Commander I hardly know episode, then we'll do the Ranni Precon.Barbrarian -Moriae 2 announcement video with teasers for subclasses should be up by the end of the month/early November.Tulok & Mango -Currently working on streaming "Chat v. Elden Ring NG+7 + DLC" so come by to help out with that if you're on PlaystationTulok Time - Aiming to have the ...
Next Commander I Hardly Know
Mono Blue - Cheating (but make it legal)Mono Black - CrimeMono Green - the strongest deck in the series
One Fun Update and One NOT Fun Update
Fun update first: there haven't been Elden Ring polls in awhile because we're a bit ahead of schedule for that channel, and there won't be a poll for the next video. That might not sound fun, but it's because it's time for TWITCH CHAT BEATS THE DLC! I'll post updates on the streaming schedule for that once I work it out, but that will be the next Elden Ring video we work on. Apologies to anyone who isn't on Playstation...
That Was Fast
OK, so I said 1000 subs on Carbarian and we'd do the Elden Ring precons.We hit 1000 subs before the video went up. I set the bar too low. Oh well. Which one do yall wanna see first?Ranni - Esper - tutor a creature to be your consort commander and voltron them up to win.Radahn - Temur - spellsling for discounts on this big boy, then wipe the board and Trample inRykard - Jund - feed the snake, proliferate, and burn down everythingMarika/Radago...
Delney Deck List Here!
https://www.moxfield.com/decks/fI_K-y_yvkS9P4GH3qwnuA
New Channel: Tulok the Cardbarian
Magic the Gathering Content will be going live on this channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TulokTheCardbarianFor those who haven't heard it in the streams, we're working on a new content strategy to prevent burn out. Basically, in addition to making Elden Ring videos, I'll be making Magic the Gathering Content, D&D Content and Variety content on four separate channels.This is all an attempt to not confuse the algorithm, but it comes with...
NG+ Poll, vote fast please
Dung Eater- its the dung eaterRogier - Rogier
Boggart is Back on a Poll, so vote for him if you want him and don't complain if he loses again.
Boggart - big boggart, eats crabs, has ballsMarais- antspur Rapier
Commander NG+ Poll
Commander Gaius - Thrusting lance with a couple gravity spellsCommander Niall - Halberd with big buffs and a lightning kick that's not a kick
The Cooler Daniel Poll
Black Flame Monk - Flame Monk, but black flameDraconic Tree Sentinel - Tree Sentinel, but lightning
Dangerous Knights Poll
Death Knight - the only bit of Godwyn you get in the DLC, these folks love lightning and axesBlack Knight - Cousins of the Crucible Knights with big hammers or twinblades for the win..blades
Regarding Regarding Spoilers
Alright, probably shouldn't post to Patreon when I'm frustrated. Sorry if I called you a baby and said I hate you. I don't think you're a baby, I don't hate you. TL;DR: the Spoiler jokes are over, you don't have to worry about spoilers. Being a content creator is frustrating sometimes in a way that most people just kind of don't understand. I'd imagine most jobs are. I have no idea how frustrating it is when the e...
Secret Starting Class, but Bad
Albinauric - Frogs with like... lots of options. Axes, Halberds, Clubs, ShieldsMarionette Soldiers - Terrible weapons and armor. Fantastic Spirit ash
Ghost Knights Poll
Blackgoal Knight - Big sword, repeating crossbow, blade beamsDancer of Ranah - Keep it light, and dance baby danceRed Bear - Literally just a furryRakshasa - Armor sucks, but it makes you hit harder. Also, armor is probably still better than Dancers, lets be real
Secret Starting Class
Tree SentinelPumpkin Head
Next DLC Remembrance Run
Messmer - Fire spear, fire balls, and other bigger fire ballsConsort Radahn - Big light explosions
First DLC Secret Starting Class
Omenkiller - Double the cleavers double the funFire Prelate - Just a cheeked up fire monk
Aang Time
Hey so this is the video that stole a week's worth of work from Cory and I right when we desperately needed to work on the 1320 bosses run. Basically, I was paid the down payment which is 30% of the commission rate, then stiffed the remaining 70% on delivery. This video fully fucked us, and the commissionee has made it clear they have no idea when they will be able to pay the agreed final payment, so uh... here it is. I've censored out th...
NG? That's a Plus
Loretta - horse girl with unique spells you know I probably won't use and a halberd that I will spam a lot.Commander Naill - Leader of the bunch, high standards, and doesn't know the difference between hands and feet.
Balls or Goongrum
Boggart - I hate him. he's mean to Rya. You all like him. Whatever.Moongrum - I hate him. He's annoying on the elevator. You all like him. Whatever
I'm Making a Commander Show and you Should Name it
Tulok the Barbrarian (aka THE D&D Channel) will be transitioning to a "Phil does whatever he wants and doesn't really care about views or Deadlines" channel. And I want to make a Commander MTG Deck series about underplayed commanders that I think are interesting. Good news: I ALMOST have the perfect name, but can't decide which version of it to use."Commander, I HARDLY Know" or"Commander, I BARELY Know"This is a p...
Dawn of the Final Poll
This is ideally the last polled video before we buckle down on max stats.Kaiden Sellsword - a mixture of tech and biotics skill, way more interesting than you might think, but Ashley just makes you think all the humans are boring and terrible... wait, no. It's a curved greatsword and a fluffy coat.High Page - Ripping bongs and thrusting swordsWhoa, just realized these two are both in the Cliffbottom catacombs... far out.
Next Remembrance Run
Godrick - one of the worst axes in the game and a terrible fist weapon. what could go wrong?Rennala - Spells. Yup.Morgott - An amazing Curved Greatsword I've been dying to tryMaliketh - An amazing Colossal sword I've been dying to tryMohg - An amazing Greatspear I've been dying to try
Schedule and a Poll? in THIS economy?
Hey big dawgs, I am going to do my DAMNDEST to get that MAX STATS run done by the end of May. That means we'll be trying to get the rest of the videos done as far ahead of time as possible, so it's time for polls. But I know everyone is really confused about what the fuck is happening and what the fuck I'm streaming at any given day, so here is my best version of a video schedule:April 11th - Kenneth HaightApril 18th - Six Knights (Go...
Two Baddies
Grave Warden Duelist - you know I fucking love these dudes, we'll use hammers, we'll use the axe, idk we'll use one of them and summon a mimic for the otherHero of Zamor - Ice is nice, and the ash of war on this shit does 39 stance damage with 600 frost build up super fast, what the hell?




