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UPDATE Twinnuendo Holiday Gift Exchange

Hey, quick reminder for all you Twinnuendo gift exchange procrastinators: the names have been drawn. It’s done. Cuba Gooding Jr has assigned you a person, and if you haven’t logged into Elfster to see who that person is, well, you’re ruining Christmas. Oh, and if you haven’t updated your shipping address or added anything to your wish list, do you expect people to guess what you want? You’re gonna end up with a Princess Diana beanie bab...

Episode 23: Look! A Real Life Lesbian!

The twins have their first-ever guest—all the way from Costa Rica—their favorite lesbian, Paula! So come along with the boys as they learn more about the lesbian experience and as they listen to christian rock music! Hallelujah, bro!00:00 Intro00:55 Episode Begins03:33 Grant’s still straight, right?08:50 Drew’s Coin Slot13:00 Skillet’s New Christian Nationalist Anthem20:00 Queer loneliness at the holidays17:00 Drew gets surprised by our...

Episode 22: Homo for the Holidays

The twins talk about the holiday season. Grant updates Drew on Thanksgiving in Memphis. Drew unpacks a lot of queer people’s experience during the holidays and offers some advice and encouragement. And they both try to keep CHRIST in CHRISTMAS. Follow us!Twitter: @Twinnuendo @TheDarbyLynn @DontTalkToGrantInstagram: @Twinnuendo @darbylynncartwright @DontTalkToGrantTikTok: @twinnuendopod @thedarbylynn @DontTalkToGrant Support our Patreon: https:/...

Contrite Grant

Happy Thanksgiving, Patrons!

This picture shows how cool the settlers were to the Native Americans. Please don’t google it. Just eat your honey baked ham. Love,The gay one and the straight one

Episode 21: The Twins Go To Camp

Church camp is no place for children. And when the twins were kids, that’s where they went every summer! The boys talk about manipulative worship services, daddy long legs integration and Drew rededicates his life to Jesus. So everyone on the bus!

Twinnuendo Patreon Secret Santa

Hey Twindividuals!It’s happening: our first-ever Secret Santa!The holidays are here—that time of year when everything is twinkly, chaotic, and full of traditions that make no sense. Lucky you, we’re inviting you to join us in a Twindividual-style gift exchange!Here’s the pitch:We’re using Elfster(a site that handles all the logistics because humans are terrible at this stuff).Deadline to sign up: December 10th.No excuses. Not “I forgo...

Episode 21 PREVIEW

Please don't be mad at me. Be mad at Keith.

Ask Angela Anything

She's Grant's wife. And she's the best. So what else do you want to know?

Episode 20: Oops We Did It Again: Oops All Voicemails 2: Even More Oops

We listen to ALL (three) of your voicemails! Warning: If you’re from Dillsburg, PA - maybe skip this one.Follow us!Twitter: @Twinnuendo @TheDarbyLynn @DontTalkToGrantInstagram: @Twinnuendo @darbylynncartwright @DontTalkToGrantTikTok: @twinnuendopod @thedarbylynn @DontTalkToGrantSupport our Patreon: https://patreon.com/Twinnuendo?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkSubscribe to our podcas...

Twinnuendo holiday gift exchange, anyone?

So I’ve always loved the holiday season. It truly is my favorite time of year, but I know this season gets complicated and even painful for a lot of us who have strained and even broken relationships with family. So what if we start a holiday tradition for the Twinnuendo family? Who would be interested in a Twinnuendo holiday gift exchange? Here’s how it would work: Fill out a form that you would put your shipping information intoReceive and ...

Twinning in ‘92

As the holiday season approaches, I thought you might like to see how we used to turn up for Christmas. This was our Children’s Choir Christmas performance at our mega church in 1992. Darby still wears that bow.

Episode 19: Twins Talk Therapy

As a wise drag queen once said, “Everyone has mental health.” So we talk about ours. We also talk about our nipples. It’s a real roller coaster ride.Do You or Someone You Know Need Mental Health Resources? Here Are Some Helpful Places to Start.The Trevor ProjectCrisis intervention and suicide prevention services for LGBTQIA+ youth under 25, with chat, text, and phone support available 24/7.https://www.thetrevorproject.orgCrisis Text Line24/...

Quick update

It’s been a rough week but now that it’s Friday you know what that means - half price margaritas at TGIFridays and time for a Twinnuendo update. Love you all!

Election Schmelection

Election Day can be stressful. So let's just get silly.

Christians' Obsession with Private Parts (Patreon - Ad-Free)

Why are some Christians so obsessed with other people’s private parts? We dive into the story of one man's demand to know what a theme park employee's bathing suit covers.

Halloween/Fall Festival Live Stream October 30, 2024

To the Olsen level patrons who participated in the stream, THANK YOU!And to everyone watching tonight, Happy Halloween. I hope you and your family find a nice Judgment House to attend.Thoughts and Prayers, Grant

Episode 17: Drew’s Day Out

Drew goes to the Big Apple! Will he make it there…or anywhere? Who cares! Because this episode has a John Waters jump scare, art talk, recalled Barbies, and Drew reveals some misconceptions about Drag. Werk.0:00 Editor Grant2:23 Intro3:25 Drew and Nutcrackers4:46 Recalled Barbie7:21 Bearing arms barely12:38 Cole Escola15:15 John Waters is scary22:00 @patrick_prickett_art24:50 Misconceptions about the drag community31:10 Trans people and Drag

Your moment of Zen.

Just finished recording Episode 17.

Twinnuendo | Episode 16: Persecute me, Daddy

The boys talk about a lot, per usual. But the primary topic is about the Christian persecution kink. Where does it come from? Why do they think that way? Also Grant gets real mad.

All Hallow's Eve/Fall Festival Live Stream - Oct 30th

Attention all Olsen Level Patrons: Join the brothers for Twinnuendo's first ever live stream! October 30th at 9p UTC the boys will be hosting an All Hallow's Eve extravaganza...or just a chat about Hell Houses and weird Christian beliefs and traditions around the Devil's day. We will be sending out a link to the live stream on the 30th. So if you aren't an Olsen Level Patron yet, you've got time to repent and choose the narrow...

Grant's Bible Corner 2 - Do Christians actually read the Bible?

No...they don't. But why do they think they do?

Twin Throwback.

The year: 2012. The sweaters: peak humor. The jeans: skinny.

Twinnuendo | Episode 15: Shunning, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Drew talks to younger Drew

This one’s all over the place.You’ll hear about Grant’s family’s recent shunning by church folk, what’s the deal with those Jehovah’s Witnesses, and Drew talks to younger Drew (and maybe you).Follow us!Twitter: @Twinnuendo @TheDarbyLynn @DontTalkToGrantInstagram: @Twinnuendo @darbylynncartwright @DontTalkToGrantTikTok: @twinnuendopod @thedarbylynn @DontTalkToGrantSupport our Patreon: https://patreon.com/Twinnuendo?utm_medium=unknown&u...

Gifts for you on the Lord’s Day

A very talented viewer, Zoe Hyde, made these beautiful and unsettling wallpapers. Enjoy! Or don’t. It’s your life, do what you want.

The Twinnuendo Shop is now OPEN

Heeeey everybody! Our Twinnuendo Shop is now open! We've got everything from magnets to mugs to tote bags to t-shirts...and thats it so far. But we are working on some more products. (Handsome Blood Jars coming soon)

Twin Ten Episode 1 w/ Special Guest Gay Pastor Grant

Straight Pastor Grant talks with Gay Pastor Grant about how he went from being a heterosexual pastor to a gay heathen and is happier than ever. Follow him on TikTok @perfectly_g

Episode 14: Churches, Money and Rock and Roll

Do you think churches want your money? They do! On a very special episode, the boys wear blazers and talk about their experiences with that sweet, sweet money in churches. Its not great…Follow us!Twitter: @Twinnuendo @TheDarbyLynn @DontTalkToGrantInstagram: @Twinnuendo @darbylynncartwright @DontTalkToGrantTikTok: @twinnuendopod @thedarbylynn @DontTalkToGrantSupport our Patreon: https://patreon.com/Twinnuendo?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_l...

Sneak it in the backdoor with Grant!

Obviously that’s a putting reference, sinners. Hi Patrons, it’s me, Grant, the straightest and most comma happy brother, seriously, am I even using one of these commas right? Punctuation aside, when I’m trying to blow off a little steam after a long day of not praying anymore, I like to put on my VR headset and escape into a virtual world that Drew doesn’t exist in and so I’m not a twin but a whole, real person. My favorite game is Walk...

Twinnuendo Wallpapers

Hey Patrons!Have you ever wanted to be a little ashamed and embarrassed of your Lock and Home Screen on your phone? Now you can be!Here are a couple of Lock Screen wallpapers and a Home Screen wallpaper that are sure to get you to put your phone face down when you sit at any public table! 💙💙